This is a thread about the actual movie, not about the quality of a random cam (the sounds tinny, the picture pixelates during high speed chases... wtf u expecting u plebian douche noob sacks of shit ?)0


Anyway, my review of the movie.

FINISH MAKING IT YOU GODDAMN SONS OF COCK SMOKING ADDICTED CRACK WHORES. YES, WE CAN IMAGINE WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN BUT IF WE WANTED TO DO THAT WE WOULDN'T HAVE PAID TO WATCH IT FUCKING HAPPEN, JUST FUCKING FINISH MAKING A GODDAMN MOVIE FOR ONCE YOU SPASTIC SELF OBSESSED MOVIE DIRECTING MOTHER FUCKERS. JUST ONCE IN A FUCKING WHILE YOU NEED TO STOP TRYING TO BE FUCKING CHRISTOPHER McQuARRIE. AND SIDLINE THE LAZY FUCKING HALF ENDING SHIT AND GIVE US A FUCKING MOVIE THAT HAS AN END TO IT. I HATE THE WRITER, DIRECTOR, ACTORS AND PRODUCERS OF THIS PILE OF UTTER FUCKING GARBAGE AND I'D GLADLY PAY TO WATCH ANY ONE OF THEM DIE IN FUCKING AGONY.

That said, i'll give it 2 out of 4 stars/ The lighting was nice and stuff.

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Originally posted by Jingofin
This is a thread about the actual movie, not about the quality of a random cam (the sounds tinny, the picture pixelates during high speed chases... wtf u expecting u plebian douche noob sacks of shit ?)0


Anyway, my review of the movie.

FINISH MAKING IT YOU GODDAMN SONS OF COCK SMOKING ADDICTED CRACK WHORES. YES, WE CAN IMAGINE WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN BUT IF WE WANTED TO DO THAT WE WOULDN'T HAVE PAID TO WATCH IT FUCKING HAPPEN, JUST FUCKING FINISH MAKING A GODDAMN MOVIE FOR ONCE YOU SPASTIC SELF OBSESSED MOVIE DIRECTING MOTHER FUCKERS. JUST ONCE IN A FUCKING WHILE YOU NEED TO STOP TRYING TO BE FUCKING CHRISTOPHER McQuARRIE. AND SIDLINE THE LAZY FUCKING HALF ENDING SHIT AND GIVE US A FUCKING MOVIE THAT HAS AN END TO IT. I HATE THE WRITER, DIRECTOR, ACTORS AND PRODUCERS OF THIS PILE OF UTTER FUCKING GARBAGE AND I'D GLADLY PAY TO WATCH ANY ONE OF THEM DIE IN FUCKING AGONY.

That said, i'll give it 2 out of 4 stars/ The lighting was nice and stuff.

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Maybe now I can watch this considering there is a direct audio copy.

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Originally posted by Jingofin
FINISH MAKING IT YOU GODDAMN SONS OF COCK SMOKING ADDICTED CRACK WHORES. YES, WE CAN IMAGINE WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN BUT IF WE WANTED TO DO THAT WE WOULDN'T HAVE PAID TO WATCH IT FUCKING HAPPEN, JUST FUCKING FINISH MAKING A GODDAMN MOVIE FOR ONCE YOU SPASTIC SELF OBSESSED MOVIE DIRECTING MOTHER FUCKERS. JUST ONCE IN A FUCKING WHILE YOU NEED TO STOP TRYING TO BE FUCKING CHRISTOPHER McQuARRIE. AND SIDLINE THE LAZY FUCKING HALF ENDING SHIT AND GIVE US A FUCKING MOVIE THAT HAS AN END TO IT. I HATE THE WRITER, DIRECTOR, ACTORS AND PRODUCERS OF THIS PILE OF UTTER FUCKING GARBAGE AND I'D GLADLY PAY TO WATCH ANY ONE OF THEM DIE IN FUCKING AGONY.

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Nice review

Felt like that with the shitty fx in the Indiana Jones v4 movie, especially the jungle car chase, and plenty of other movies too.

This wasn't high on my list of movies to see, but there was a chance that on my regular Thursday night cinema outing, if there was absolutely nothing else to watch, that I might've wasted some money on it. Probably not going to happen now, I'll wait for a rip.

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major spoilers ahead...

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WTF The entire reason I actually watched this fucking movie was because I figured there would be enough scenes of Michelle Rodriguez in various masturbatory-worthy poses and looks, but no, they kill the bitch off 20 minutes into it and you're left with Jordana Brewster either looking all pissed off or crying, fuck this movie. Oh, and I agree with the open ended bullshit, HA I GET IT THEY TRIED TO TIE IT LIKE THE FIRST MOVIE ... FUCK OFF.

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