This last Monday or Tuesday, I forget now. I took my Mother bike riding just about 4-5 miles one way. She's just starting out and working towards more. I didn't realize we were gonna go on that long of a ride so we didn't take any water or anything and with her being a diabetic not the best idea, lol.

We start at the Skate Park in and we decide to ride to our home and then go pick up the car which would be about 5 miles, maybe 4 but no less. I kind of got lost on the trail and took us further east than she wanted to go. I then got us on the right path and theirs a big hill coming up so I decide to take it at full speed.

I start shifting the gears to put it in a high gear. I then stand a little to put more force into it so I can get up to enough speed. The gears slipped and my foot went crashing down and I couldn't keep control yet I tried and tried until I went down which was a few moments later. I went down head first, lol.

I flip forward I'm ahead of my bike my bike is now at my lower body all twisted between my legs, my face is planted into the concrete.

My mother pulled the bike out and I rolled over to the grass. To bad I couldn't fucking fall in the grass, lol. I had to lay there for a few minutes cause I could not get up, I start laughing so now she at least thinks I'm fine. After a minute or two I get up and get the bike and my hand is now busted up enough and I can't put any pressure on it. so I can't ride at least were a couple blocks from home

Were walking along I got blood pouring down my face, I ask a lady which street I was on and she told and was nice but I think I scared her.

I honestly think I either broke or fracture a rib, and possibly did other damage. I press on my chest plate it hurts like hell, and I do believe I slept on my side last night so today I can't breathe or hiccup without pain.

I took my father to the Hospital the day after this happened to me, The doctors thought I was in there for myself not him. I went in there all bruised up, and limping and it was painfully obvious I was in a lot of pain, lol.

So now it's just my right shoulder and rib area, and my back that's really fucking sore.

I was talking to an ex a couple days ago, and asked if she wanted to go bike riding. She was like how can you think about riding after something like that? It's not like it killed me. It's not gonna scare me.

So have you had any biking stories? I know some of you on here ride as well. I'm talking about Bicycles not motor bikes.

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when I was a little kid I was riding a girls bicycle {I'm a guy}
I was bare footed, and wearing short pants I hit a bump at high speed and my feet slipped of the pedals.drug my feet until I sanded off a big toe nail and removed all the skin from my knees. Hurt like hell but no broken bones.
I wrecked a sports bike at 100 miles an hour and had many broken bones but we won't get into that.
I still ride a Harley today.

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when I was a little kid I was riding a girls bicycle {I'm a guy}
I was bare footed, and wearing short pants I hit a bump at high speed and my feet slipped of the pedals.drug my feet until I sanded off a big toe nail and removed all the skin from my knees. Hurt like hell but no broken bones.
I wrecked a sports bike at 100 miles an hour and had many broken bones but we won't get into that.
I still ride a Harley today.

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You should go back to the hospital for a vasectomy.

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You should go back to the hospital for a vasectomy.

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Nah lobotomy

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To sum it up...

You are too fucking fat for your bike, and when it comes to a pain your a pussy

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I had a friend who used to ride ramps and he was getting some air.
While he was in the air he took his foot of.Think the trick was called a can can or something.
Anyway his shoe lace got caught on the brake at the handle bars and he couldn't get his foot back on the bike.
He landed on one of the stunt pegs at the wheel and it went straight into his leg.
Very nasty.

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You should never have let your mum take off your stabilizers.

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The fact of the matter is the fatter you are the harder you fall. Thats a fact.

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Fell off bike at 12 -- fractured skull and had cerebral spinal fluid leaking out of my ear.

Yay heltmets.


Thread title is a bit misleading.


Should have been

Almost -- did something active and lost some weight.

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Was it a banana seat? I knew a lot of girls with those.

That would have hurt like hell man.

How old were you when you wrecked your sports bike? It seems the older you get the more fragile your bones become, lol.


The fact of the matter is the fatter you are the harder you fall. Thats a fact.

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I fell off my bike,
it hurts,

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I fell off my bike,
it hurts,
i need attention

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I fell off my bike,
it hurts,
i need attention,
I'm a wooss

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quote:Originally posted by HoldDaSalad
I fell off my bike,
it hurts,
i need attention
I'm a wooss

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Fell off bike at 12 -- fractured skull and had cerebral spinal fluid leaking out of my ear.

Yay heltmets.


Thread title is a bit misleading.


Should have been

Almost -- did something active and lost some weight.

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I always bike ride when I miss the ice cream man you git.

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Fixed!!!

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