A mate of mine took a bird home one time, when they were about to get in bed she took off her wooden leg, freaked him right out.He didn't have a clue up to that point.
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another likely "my friend" story...so was her name peg?
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claims he once took home a girl that had one of those special shoes. The ones that make up for a length difference between two legs. The Frankenstein shoes, but on one foot only.
Fuck that, I've seen some hot amputees in the street lately. Had a cig with one at the university a few months back. Watched as she lit the cig she bummed off me with a missing hand and matches.
__________________ zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal ) looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]
my ex sister in law had one foot was a size 6 (US) and the other a 9 (US)... i think one hand had longer fingers too... definitely woulda hit it though.
as for leg girl there, yeah, i'd have taken her home.
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quote:Originally posted by Dwaggy Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck
quote:Originally posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b Read zoidys comment for clarification.
05-23-2009 05:22 AM
