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Mommy Dearest 2
Julia Roberts should star in an adaptation of mommy dearest as a Kathy Lee Gifford type. Not a Biopic, they couldnt do it, but name her Katie Ann Griffan or somthing.
She wont be on a national show, she'll work for somekind of AM Hartford show. Local Celebrity. She'll marry a rich guy 40 years older than her, who used to be a basketball star back when they were mostly white.
Im thinking either Jack Palance or Clint Eastwood for that role, a real crusty old guy. He'll always be spouting off about blacks and stuff.
And Julia will play that Annette Benning in American Beauty sort of charachter, and shell scare the shit out of her kids with all sorts of hard-core jesus nonsense. She'll always be trying to hide the fact that she's jewish.
In fact, maybe we can have her idolize the real kathy lee, even imagine that she is her, and get pissed of at the techs/workers at the local station for not treating her like a superstar.
The whole family will go out on tuesdays to harrass planned parenthood clinics in bright orange parkas.
There will be a scene where Mom and the kids chop up some tomatoes and add ketchup and eggs to simulate aborted fetuses that they can throw at people.
And the dad (clint) will always be going to the wrong side of the tracks to pick up black prostitutes. I'm imagining a scene where he gets beat up by a fat black woman(he's old and feeble) that he mistakes for a prostitute and goes to the hospital claiming that he was beaten by satanists.
What do you think so far? Could Julia roberts actually pull this off?
Last edited by on 01-09-2003 at 09:05 PM
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