Official Knockaround Guys movie Review

Ok I seen this was a review that I had to put out since movie has been "available" for almost a year on the shelves of New Line Cinema, and only its release has been inked thanks to success of Triple X and The Fast and the Furious.

Slated for Release: october 11, 2002

John Malkovich, Dennis Hopper, Seth Green and Vin Diesel all headline this action/drama when sons of 4 reputed Brooklyn-based mobsters who try and fight a corrupt local Montana sheriff over a bag of money in a story of betrayal and birthright. As the 4 sons unite to try and find the money, bloody wars hamper their path.

Previews sometimes make the film worth seeing, but sometimes previews are only thing worth seeing, as I think this movie is a huge disappointment as the acting of John Malkovich is only think making this worth seeing, but other than that. Vin Diesel, Seth Green, and worse Dennis Hopper, fergetaboutit. This movie is trash as the "talented" actors can never get this movie off the ground.

If you leave your brain at the door, maybe then with its mindless explosions you can enjoy this film.

Knockaround Guys is rated R for language and violence.

My rating a 4.5 out of 10

will give my poll another few days before I post my top 2 reviews from my list.

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fuck.. thought this looked good... i can't believe Dennis Hopper AND John Malkovich are in a BAD movie.. that's the first time i've ever heard that...

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This movie was suppose to be released back in october last year, but test audiences actually booed at parts of this movie, thats how bad this movie is, and thus because of Vin Diesel this movie gets a release.

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....Pluto Nash... ROUND 2!

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One time, my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news, it was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week he did it again, different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room! So I run into him a week later in the mall and he’s buying another cat and I says to ‘em "Jesus Walt, what are you doing? You know your just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don’t you knock it off?" And he says to me "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy....

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lol... Prediction: Vin Diesel... The next Jean-Claude Van Damme

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Jeez! Its that bad?!?! It looked really good in the previews. Well thanks for taking the time to give us a review and release date on this one Moviegod. I was wondering what had happend to it????

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Originally posted by Stunz
Jeez! Its that bad?!?! It looked really good in the previews. Well thanks for taking the time to give us a review and release date on this one Moviegod. I was wondering what had happend to it????

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Originally posted by darkslide
lol... Prediction: Vin Diesel... The next Jean-Claude Van Damme

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This movie blew chunks, Its that horrible.

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I liked bloodsport... Sorry to hear this movie sucked that bad... it had a A+ cast... I'll still probably catch it...

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One time, my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news, it was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week he did it again, different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room! So I run into him a week later in the mall and he’s buying another cat and I says to ‘em "Jesus Walt, what are you doing? You know your just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don’t you knock it off?" And he says to me "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy....

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Vin Deisel's best move is Pitch Black...man one of the best sci-fi movies of the last few years.

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just wondering where i go to to get a copy of the movie, id really like to see it even, though everybody says it sucks. any help would be greatful.

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Originally posted by black_rose7769
just wondering where i go to to get a copy of the movie, id really like to see it even, though everybody says it sucks. any help would be greatful.

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1. jean claudde did that Knock-Off movie.. and the Double Team.. which had Mickey Rourke.. which was not great.. but it had it's good parts...

i have only liked maybe 1 of Vin Disel's movies...

Boiler Room...

everything else i hated.. or though had horrible acting...

xXx was a stupid movie.. argento is the only thing that saved it

so i guess 2 movies..

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Originally posted by svenbob
I liked bloodsport... Sorry to hear this movie sucked that bad... it had a A+ cast... I'll still probably catch it...

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/me liked it it was pretty good time flew by well the 88mins it was only thing i didnt like about it was the ending

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this movie looked really lame...thanx for the confirmation

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Originally posted by Scotpunk
this movie looked really lame...thanx for the confirmation

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