Okay this is a thread to discuss all your fav moments in the kevin smith movies mine would have to be the sailboat scenes in mallrats those were fuckin halrious or look at these 2 morouse mother fuckers right here it look like someone just shit in their cerial BONG!

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Oh shit wrong section if a mod wants to move it fair doings.

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I'm still waiting for Jersey Girl later on this year... Mmm... Sexy.

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um/*throws ball al Nealo* No...this is fine...will leave thread, and like Thug, anxiously waiting Jersey Girl..for one reason, not JLO..but Liv Tyler....

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...You know you can't wait MG

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Favorite... Kind of hard to pick...

*SPOILERS*

Funniest: Chasing Amy when Hooper is talking about Star Wars being racist "Man FUCK Lando Calrisian... Uncle Tom Nigga motha fucka... shit..."

Most Moving: Chasing Amy at the end, when Holden is walking out and Alyssa's sister asks her "Who was that...?" and she says "Oh... Just some guy I knew..."

Coolest Scene: Clerks... CANCER MERCHANT! CANCER MERCHANT! CANCER MERCHANT!

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One time, my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news, it was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week he did it again, different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room! So I run into him a week later in the mall and he’s buying another cat and I says to ‘em "Jesus Walt, what are you doing? You know your just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don’t you knock it off?" And he says to me "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy....

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im like a jack hammer, when im done...your changed.

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anxiously waiting Jersey Girl..for one reason, not JLO..but Liv Tyler....

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Originally posted by pHo


personally im waiting for it cos its a kevin smith film, not some "daughter-of-a-rockstar" so-called actress. sure she's cute, but i'll buy a magazine if i wanna see her....

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freddy got fingered
"I'm a backward man I'm a backward man I'm a backward man"

from the tv show dragonball z vegita
"every time you open your mouth it just proves how much of an idiot you are"

and from the up in smoke tour concert

"Kids stay drug free, get your frugs for me then give them to me"
i just love that

:: Ok, HOW does this connect to KEVIN SMITH movies in any way?, Lay off the crack plz kthx

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nealo you need to update your sig. oh


"Fuck fuck fuck motha motha fuck motha motha fuck fuck noich noich noich...

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If you love kevin smith you have to get the dvd An Evening with Kevin Smith. It's like 3 1/2 hours of him answering questions at various colleges but it is funny and witty as hell. I just bought it and it's the best 20 bucks i ever spent.

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Would you like a choclate covered pretzel?

=)

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would you like to suck my cock beserker


Or at the end of Clerks the Randal Dance(i forget if it had a name)

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the berzerker

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My love for you is like a truck...BESERKER
Would you like some makeing fuck...BESERKER...

I think that's how the other verse went anyway. Beserker cracked me up. I like all of the Kevin Smith flicks i've seen so far, Clerks would have to be my favorite, but Mallrats is a close second to me. I liked Dogma allright, but i've only managed to watch Chasing Amy once. Has anyone seen Drawing Flies? Is it any good?

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Or at the end of Clerks the Randal Dance(i forget if it had a name)

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One time, my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news, it was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week he did it again, different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room! So I run into him a week later in the mall and he’s buying another cat and I says to ‘em "Jesus Walt, what are you doing? You know your just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don’t you knock it off?" And he says to me "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy....

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I'm still waiting for Jersey Girl later on this year... Mmm... Sexy.

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lmao hitman we go in EXACT opposite order

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One time, my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news, it was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week he did it again, different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room! So I run into him a week later in the mall and he’s buying another cat and I says to ‘em "Jesus Walt, what are you doing? You know your just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don’t you knock it off?" And he says to me "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy....

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