my 2 cents...
faces of death + crack + family = house of a 1000 corpses
what'd you guys think?

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r. zombie+lotsa crack+big budget+zombie bitches with big titties+ a bit more crack+monster trucks= House of a 100 Corpses

moi's .02

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after these reviews im going to grab it for sure :P hehe

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hills have eyes+crack with a mushroom shooter+psychotic mindset+lots of makeup+fucked up set = sleepless nights..er..house of 1000 corpses

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how the hell is House Of 1000 Corpses anything like Faces Of Death?

F.O.D. is a series of crappy mondo movies featuring 75% staged deaths and 25% library news footage. HO1kC is nothing like this.

I really can't see where you got the F.O.D. thing from.

*scratches head*

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How bout this... IS IT ANY GOOD?!

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faces of death. if youve ever seen the movies(dr.satan) what he does, what happens in faces of death movies

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Yes i've seen (and have got) all of them. They're all crap.

I don't get what point your trying to make though. The movie is nothing like faces of death. F.O.D. is a crappy mondo movie. 1000 Corpses is a horror movie.

Please elaborate coz i have no idea what you're trying to say (not flaming, just intrigued)

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Originally posted by svenbob
How bout this... IS IT ANY GOOD?!

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okay faces of death, ive seen certain ones that arent on tape/arent relesed to pub. (i kno this psyco cop) he showed me this sickening videos he had labled as faces of death, i just realised prolly none of you have seen um, but people doing sick shit like in the movie, with the skin peeling, the killing, needles, the shit dr.satan did.

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YOU MUST BE ALL SICK TO WATCH ANY SNUFF MOVIES

ANYONE WHO GETS PLEASURE OUT OF WATCHING MUTILATION VIDEOS WANTS LOCKING UP

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Hello all my first post and then with such a movie lol.

House of 1000 Corpses is just a boring Horrormovie.
Ive read that it has much brutal gore/splatter/violence and sex.
Only thing that ive encountered was coarse language but that movie isnt as bloody or brutal like some other movies.
Ok i have to admitt that the movie is a bit crazy but thats all no need to mention crack or mushrooms becoz he used a colorfilter sometimes.

Baaaaaaaah what a big disapointment this Film is after reading good stuff bout it.

And i have to give Mystic big yes your right:

FOD has nothing to do with House or any other horrorflick.
And not even the "noneofuhaveseen" videotape that some mentioned here to be a "snuff".
If he would have seen a real snuff video he would need mental treatment now lol.
Only really sick peeps can stand such shit if its really really REAL.
But if u come to irc channels like this or boards 3 out of 10 "HAVE" seen a snuff video and thats just not possible and just bragging around.

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yeah im missing a couple screws up there

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Originally posted by hecky0
YOU MUST BE ALL SICK TO WATCH ANY SNUFF MOVIES

ANYONE WHO GETS PLEASURE OUT OF WATCHING MUTILATION VIDEOS WANTS LOCKING UP

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and you knows it!

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quote:

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Originally posted by hecky0
YOU MUST BE ALL SICK TO WATCH ANY SNUFF MOVIES

ANYONE WHO GETS PLEASURE OUT OF WATCHING MUTILATION VIDEOS WANTS LOCKING UP

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Movie was fucked up 7.5/10 doesnt beat the 80's classic horrors but was still worth the watch I think.

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i like how the movie seems to be about all that stuff..i saw trailer/teaser..kinda weird. Freaky actually a sure get for me when i get my hands on it

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How f**kick cool was this !!!
I LOVE THIS MOVIE

hecky0 YOU ARE AN IDIOT



And axxess F.O.D . Where did u get thath from ?.

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