Do you ever sometimes look at yourself in the mirror and think to yourself 'FUCK DAM I AM ONE SEXY MUTHER FUCKER' ?

No?? Must just be me then.

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i jerk it in front of mirrors all the time pretending I'm man-handling some gorgeous dude

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I have to confess, sometimes I get so turned on when I'm doing my hair that I jerk-off with the brush handle up my shitter... ONLY the handle though.

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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

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Everytime I look into a mirror.

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no mirror needed.everytime I look down my stomach

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Originally posted by roidesoleil
no mirror needed.everytime I look down my stomach

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Rectum? Damn near killed him!

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my bellend does all the time

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Originally posted by roidesoleil
my bellend does all the time

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I didn't think brown reflected well

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Originally posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b
I didn't think brown reflected well

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"witty comment"

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roidesoleil's head

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