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YOU MUST SEE THIS.

Written, directed, produced, directed and STARRING "Master P" - as in "Penis".
Who makes Uwe Bowel seem like Scorcese.


Ok. There's like this party. And like, this BLACK guy shows up. And like Brad TOTALLY kills him. And like, three years later, in this HAUNTED HOUSE, these moderately hot chicks get TOTALLY scared by these dudes with fangs who are SO scary and jump out at them and shit and so they keep going through the haunted house and shit, and THEN they go to this PARTY.

For weal.

And they like dance - did I mention these chicks are like TOTALLY moderately hot? And dance and
this brother - who like is the other black guy who was so completely TOTALLY killed in the opening scene is dissed by this PARTIAL black guy. And he puts chip dip on his nose.

MEANWHILE the "kids" in the other room get all gnarly with this "blue lady" incantation shit (with WICKED cgi). And THEN this guy brings out this SATANIC hola hoop, which is good because as one of the (moderately) attractive chicks mentioned "girls liked to be scared".

Can you see this fucking coming?

IT'S A "SEANCE RING"! Yes a fucking SEANCE RING, and I have pissed my pants 4 times in the time it's taken to type that sentence.

A FUCKING SEANCE RING.

They use this SEANCE RING to channel - Leatherface!
No, Michael Jackson.

I REPEAT: Michael Jackson.
For those of you in the back...

MICHAEL FUCKING JACKSON...

Sorry, I can't go on. Not because I am too drunk to type, but it just isn't worth it anymore.

But you should see this.
SPECTACULARLY incompetent.

More VOMiT amazingness.
The COOLEST groups in the "Scene".

10/10/10 (although "10" as far as quality is subjective. Ignorant bitches.)

Master Penis RULEZ!

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