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HoldDaSalad
Nov 2002

aka parasiticgannon

The shitty movies of '07

I'm not going to number em, The number would be to high.

Beowulf, The effects were clunky and the story sucked.
300, overhyped piece of shit.
StarDust, I didn't know what I was getting into. What garbage. I can't stand it when chicks pick the flick out.

The 3 movies this year that I really hated.

There are many many more, What were your most hated movies of 2007?

Oh yeah, Superman Returns sucked also, I know it came out in 2006 but it has to be one of the worst movies ever made. It's worse than Star Wars Ep. 1.

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danimal39
Jul 2004

Woof I say

who's your caddy,worst

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David Cameron
Nov 2005

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Norbit = worser

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vanzans
Oct 2007

Banned

pirates of the caribbean 3
halloween
perfect stranger
i now pronounce you chuck and larry
shooter
rise of the silver surfer
premonition
hollywoodland

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LOLobo
Jan 2003

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I liked Stardust

Almost as much as Chronicles of Naria.

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danimal39
Jul 2004

Woof I say

balls of fury

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Fionn McCool
Mar 2005

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Re: The shitty movies of '07

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
I'm not going to number em, The number would be to high.

Beowulf, The effects were clunky and the story sucked.
300, overhyped piece of shit.
StarDust, I didn't know what I was getting into. What garbage. I can't stand it when chicks pick the flick out.

The 3 movies this year that I really hated.

There are many many more, What were your most hated movies of 2007?

Oh yeah, Superman Returns sucked also, I know it came out in 2006 but it has to be one of the worst movies ever made. It's worse than Star Wars Ep. 1.

300 was fun.

Stardust was awesome.

Superman Returns was awesomer.

I bet Beowulf wasn't bad either.

To summarise; you suck balls.

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Darlowad
Oct 2007

Gade joodey

every single american teen comedy

superbad , etc etc etc

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Dec 2004

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quote:
Originally posted by Darlowad v6.0b
every single american teen comedy

superbad , etc etc etc

Have you seen Superbad?

One of the best comedies - teen or otherwise - in years!

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pHo
Oct 2001

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Transformers was alright first time round, couldn't finish it the 2nd. Ergh. Thank God I wasn't looking forward to it, or I'd be pissed off. Altho everyone who was looking forward to it seemed happy, so hey.

Much worse movies, but I didn't bother watching those.

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bartleby
Jul 2005

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quote:
Originally posted by baha
Have you seen Superbad?

One of the best comedies - teen or otherwise - in years!

except the end , the ending is shit.

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HoldDaSalad
Nov 2002

aka parasiticgannon

Re: Re: The shitty movies of '07

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Originally posted by Fionn McCool
300 was fun.

Stardust was awesome.

Superman Returns was awesomer.

I bet Beowulf wasn't bad either.

To summarise; you suck balls.

Stardust? De Niro was rather flamboyant. It wasn't funny, it was disturbing. It's a chick flick. My friend and two chicks went with us, The chicks liked it. Us two guys didn't. Oh and again It's a chick flick. Glad you thought it was awesome.
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Beowulf was bad. How many fucking times can someone say "I am Beowulf." I got tired of it. That movie is a perfect display of producers having to much time and money. The effects were HORRIBLE, mainly because they were clunky.
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Superman Returns has to be one of the worst movies ever made. It's as bad as Star Wars Ep. 1 & 2. all three of these movies are pure garbage.
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300? You call that fun? Speed the film up and you have a 30 minute movie. Not much time for character build-up or plot. I kind of enjoyed the movie the first time I saw it in the theatre, then I saw the dvd scr and I hated it.
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Rise of the Silver Turd was horrible as well, At least it was better than the first fucktastic 4. That's not saying shit.
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As for Norbit and whos your caddy, I only heard of Norbit and woudln't watch it in my lifetime. What in the fuck is whos your caddy? Sounds like a caddyshack knock-off?
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Pirates 3, I have seen it once, It was a bit long and drawn out, A few scenes could have been shortened or cut, but it was ok.
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I haven't seen superbad, I did see Knocked up and enjoyed that quite a bit.
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Balls of Fury? that never interested me, that looks bad. It doesn't look funny. and the reviews state that I'm right.
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I didn't mind Shooter, it was an ok action flick, nothing more. Plop your brain out and enjoy it. I didn't want to see it, I was kind of forced to, My buddy and my girl wanted to watch it, and guess what I was in the middle of that. Majority rules.

If I suck balls you must cornhole harry ass.

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OSH
Sep 2006

WHO IS JOHN GALT?
*Smashes seal skull*

The Invisible. Words can't express how much I hated this movie.

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Darlowad
Oct 2007

Gade joodey

quote:
Originally posted by baha
Have you seen Superbad?

One of the best comedies - teen or otherwise - in years!

ye i have

that genre of movie has had its day

funny guy wants girl

attends college dude house party

gets drunk

gets girl

etc etc its all the same regardless of the few 1 liners dropped in for good measure

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HoldDaSalad
Nov 2002

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Oh yeah, I didn't like "Sunshine" either. Cross between Event Horizon, and uh, I can't recall. I'm to tired to be fucked into remembering.

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The CandyMan
Dec 2002

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quote:
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Oh yeah, I didn't like "Sunshine" either. Cross between Event Horizon, and uh, I can't recall. I'm to tired to be fucked into remembering.

You didn't like Sunshine? We usually agree on bad movies, but in this case I have to disagree.

Worse Ones (no particular order):

Brothers Solomon - gave up watching it and jumped on my computer while it finished out. Just plain stupid.

Rise of the Silver Surfer - Have to agree god awful crap but maybe better than the first one.

Whos Your Caddy - I want find the motherfuckers who made this and beat them with my 460cc driver.

Delta Farce - I enjoy somwhat Larry The Cable Guy, but stick to stand up routines please!

Norbit - Someone please tell Eddie Murphy he's not funny anymore.

Rush Hour 3 - Maybe not the worse but please kill this franchise now!

Some of the movies suggested as the worse were actually pretty good including 300, Balls of Fury, Superbad (excellent!) and Shooter. Hey, to each his own...

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David Cameron
Nov 2005

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Sunshine was dogshit

Superbad was probably the best comedy of the year.

300 rocked

Stardust wasn't bad.

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quote:
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Sunshine was dogshit

Superbad was probably the best comedy of the year.

300 rocked

Stardust wasn't bad.

Agree with those assessments.

Wouldn't say Sunshine was entirely 'dogshit', but was largely disappointing. It was much like The Fountain (which we only got in the UK in '07) to me: both films were very pretty to look at, both had potential, but, at the end, neither really delivered the moneyshot.

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balls of fury

Yeah. One that I was really looking forward to, the trailers had me eager. It even started off fairly well, but needed to deliver a lot, lot more than it eventually did. What should've been a ribtickler turned into a head scratcher at how so much comedic potential became run-of-the-mill.

PotC3 as well. The first ranks amongst my alltime family/fantasy movies, PotC3 I managed to drop off for about 5mins in the cinema to. Some franchises can keep fresh for 3 installments, but this one failed me. Not an awful movie by any stretch...just a lot less than I expected.

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry...watched it against my better judgment (based upon (early) rave reviews). I should've stuck to my better judgment. IIRC there wasn't a single LOL moment for me.

That's about it for me for Hollywood movies. I generally don't watch bad movies (other than those I know are b-movie bad (but those aren't really letdowns, I know what to expect)), I seem to have some in-built shit detector that keeps me away from crap - it helps that I generally watch more non-US/English movies than not as it means I have a massive selection and am quite selective what I devote a couple of hours to.

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monty23
Feb 2005

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quote:
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It was much like The Fountain (which we only got in the UK in '07) to me: both films were very pretty to look at, both had potential, but, at the end, neither really delivered the moneyshot.

No sir. No, no, no! The Fountain was awesome.

Sunshine was, however, as you described