Right Vampire made me think of this 1, please don't run off with totally unbelievable shit, like shagged 4 girls in the same room dip in and dip out sort of thing.
Admins etc, if this too much can it be shoved in the pink room if it gets steamy

P.s the over 18 cause lets face it under that age it's gonna be shit!!!!

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Right Vampire made me think of this 1, please don't run off with totally unbelievable shit, like shagged 4 girls in the same room dip in and dip out sort of thing.
Admins etc, if this too much can it be shoved in the pink room if it gets steamy

P.s the over 18 cause lets face it under that age it's gonna be shit!!!!

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I was at a party once and my girlfriend's best friend was there. We'd always act like we hated each other but we knew there was always some chemistry. Long story short, we ended up pouncing on each other the second the last person had left and tearing each others clothes off (literally). Not only was it hot because it was wrong but she rode the fuck out of me like I've never been ridden.

Downside... it was so vigorous that I ended up tearing my frenulum. Ow-fuckity-ow-fuck. Google it if you don't know what it is.

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oh god. snapping the banjo string is harsh. im sure most active blokes have done that before!

my most daring is getting head in the cinema in guildford when there was people around us!

my best has to be with a stripper in turky. she was married from switzerland...but she was cracking!

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oh fuck where do i begin...

Put it this way, i HAD to settle down

Hey, i work at a fetish club 2 twice a month ffs

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Ok my turn hehe, right i met this girl in a bar i was working so we went for a walk down a street called the hayes and fked her in a doorway(St Davids Center), came then we went to a club and she kept commenting on the cum was sliding out of her down her leg.
Out of the club and she gave me a bj on the park bench, i later found out she had a boyfriend and kid

Loads more to follow, as i am a doorman

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Wasn't going to post since its easy for people to bullshit here, but, changed my mind.

I'll be boring and say the best sex I ever had was with my girlfriend in a hotel room on holiday in Cyprus, all night session only stopping to smoke, drink and eat.

But,

Funniest sexcapade, I met a girl I used to go to school with, like 5 years after we left school. She had been proper fit at school but a bit stuck up. She'd let herself go a bit, had put a bit of weight on but I went for it just so I could tell my mates i'd fucked her. Anyway, ended up fucking her in the beer garden of a pub, she was proper fuckin horny and she came pretty quick, all good, but when she orgasmed she shit herself... actually shit herself... I had to finish up quick, did my jeans up and got the fuck out of there laughing my ass off. Have only seen the dirty bitch once since and she couldn't even look me in the eye.

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ill try and keep this short...

i was in a band 12 years ago that did really well....i had a girl the entire time and i was faithful...what a waste of rock stardom....

a few years later i picked up a girl so quick it made my head spin...it only took about 15 minutes...as we were on our way back to her place i couldnt figure out how it happened...when we got in her room i saw a single i recorded on her turntable....it was about fuckin time the band got me laid

needless to say i nailed her 13 times in the next 24 hours

....yes i fucking counted...thats some impressive shit

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needless to say i nailed her 13 times in the next 24 hours

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Yeah 13 times is impressive, beats my best too.

Have had quite a few occasions, mostly if not all coke induced, where I've cum but without feeling a full orgasm, staying hard and just carrying on. Love coke boning.

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we had nothing to talk about...so i just kept fucking her....i only busted a few nuts though....most of the time after about 45 min or so we would just take a break and sleep for an hour or so...if i woke with a stiff one i would just shove it in her....

thinking about this makes me need to rub one out...see you guys later

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I have whilst was 18 and on holiday with then said girlfriend, well it was her nan's in london, we shared the bed and i fucked her 4 times a day for a week, funny enough though my 1st son was created on this holiday, next time i use a fucking condom

Also whilst with another girl her sister came to stay and they were drinking a bit, and my girl at the time went to bed next thing you know i was fucking her sister on the couch

Should have tried to get em both in bed at same time now that would have been fun

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An old friend of my mates moved up to Manchester with her dad who was a vicar and the nice guy i am decided to take her out for a few round town. One thing lead to another an i ended up takin her home and we slept in separate rooms. Untill the sneaky bitch creeped into bed with me so i instigated a sneaky quite fuck (so we didnt wake her dad, he would have been mortified). Next day (Sunday) her dad was at work doin service so i fucked her all over the vicarage an generally treated her like a whore all morning

It wasnt the best sex ever because i was only 19 at the time but its one i most proud of! Treating a girl like a whore in Gods gaff!!

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I had a cracking wank once.

by myself

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I had a cracking wank once.

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Yes of coarse you did with XXXBoX little adventure in god's house

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Hard to say which was my best, had quite a few including sex in a bar car, up in the observantion dome, on a wine country diner train tour in Michigan while most of the other passengers were drinking just 5 feet below us. Or fucking both my big sister and little sister (sorority you sick fucks) at the same time in college. Last year the day before my birthday me and a buddy of mine fucked that Laura chick (some might remember her pic from that thread) 4 hours straight. Bitch was out cold for 16 hours straight in my bed before I could wake her dumbass up and get her out lol. Used her like a porn slut, all kinds of crazy shit besides the normal (outside of Neversoft definition of course) shit including dp, choking, gapes, fisting and the crazy bitch did shit like licking our gouches and assholes. Hell I even gave her "Arabian Goggles" after pulling her head over the edge of the bed and slam fuckin her throat balls deep as well as a "Rusty Anchor". Bitch could take a big cock no problem.

Hell, after 28 years, I can't remember half of the chicks names let alone which one was the best experience.

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*backs away slowly*

Responding to this thread could get me arrested... Let's just say I had a great time in Portugal last year and the McCann's are fantastic hosts.

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Ill use best as most memorable (which at the time was coincidentally the worst).

I couldnt have been more than 17/18 and was hanging out with an older chick who was currently in college (22 I think?). We were at her apartment gettin sweaty when she decided it was time to play in the mud. 15 mins or so go by and she feels shes relaxed enough so I insert my manhood.

this is off campus housing and built about as solid as a birdhouse in a BOCES. at the time a small game of caps (beer pong with bottle caps) had started so there was a group of 10-12 in the kitched/dining room.

the only thing i remember after penetration was the frenzied screams of "GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT!!!" for the next 30 seconds. meanwhile her balloon knot had clenched up so tight I thought i was becoming a eunuch. the kitchen crew had a good laugh at least.

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^ And that's why you should always put them in a sleeper hold before taking em up the dung funnel!

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