pHo
Oct 2001
 pjeer?
|
Something I wrote on my 'probably be officially open the day after the election' site, following the 'death to israel' insanity during his Fox interview..
quote: Republican propaganda outlet Fox News admitted on air tonight that overexposed media sensation Joe the Plumber has lost the plot, in news that has shocked 50% of the country.
Joe The Plumber
During an interview with Shepard Smith, Plumber launched into his belief that an Obama administration would mean the death of Israel, despite the anchors insistence that this wouldn’t be the case. Off air, his continued rants brought up UFOs and alien abduction, the JFK assassination and his own personal conspiracy theory involving a pair of socks that have been missing for a year.
Samuel ‘Joe’ Wurzelbacher was thrown into the spotlight during the 3rd debate, when John McCain lost all his prepared cue cards and was only able to remember a clip from ‘the YouTube’ he had seen earlier that day. In the clip Wurzelbacher challenged Obama on his tax stance pretending that he was on the verge of buying a business worth a quarter of a million dollars. Investigations into this only furthered confusion within the Republican supporters, who overnight went from earning under $50k, to being under the impression they were incredibly powerful business figures under threat of losing their fortunes to a greedy Obama.
Since the truth about ‘Joe The Plumber’s lack of wealth and a valid license have come out, the McCain campaign have attempted to distance themselves from Wurzelbacher who is following them in a 1976 Ford Taunus. According to insider sources, Wurzelbacher has become convinced he is being broadcast 24 hours a day, and has taken to wearing a foil hat at night.
__________________
563-773-1880
<Dwaggy> i caught you a delicious Bass
<The404> This is because you are an idiot
Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged
|