2 dyslexics sitting in a car. One says to the other -

"Can you smell petrol?"

His mate replies.

"Don't be a cunt! I can't even smell my own name."


Da Dum Dum.

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Boy comes home grinning and tells his parents he's just had sex for the first time!

The proud dad says "I'll buy you that bike to celebrate, but you'll have to wait till next pay day though"

Boy smiles and says "That's OK dad, my arse is too sore to ride it yet anyway"

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Have you heard about this East London gangster going round pulling everyones pants up?

Wedgie Kray



I can hear you groaning.... Heres the random racist text joke I got today.



***NEWSFLASH***

An Air India 747 carrying 314 Indians disappeared from radar 17 seconds ago.

The search has been called off.

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Which links nicely to. One of my most racist mates shagged an Indian girl the other night. I saw him chatting with her one night, then the next day he told me "I shagged that Asian girl last night". First time I have ever heard him describe an Indian as 'Asian'. Its a breakthrough... About time.

^^ That is not a joke

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lmbo @ the kray joke cupid....shouldve put that in the ZL apreciation society thread

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looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

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lmbo @ the kray joke cupid....shouldve put that in the ZL apreciation society thread

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Which links nicely to. One of my most racist mates shagged an Indian girl the other night. I saw him chatting with her one night, then the next day he told me "I shagged that Asian girl last night". First time I have ever heard him describe an Indian as 'Asian'. Its a breakthrough... About time.

^^ That is not a joke

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I shudder to think how fucking bad he is if you think he's racist... I'm guessing he wasn't wearing his Klan outfit when he pulled her?

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lmbo @ the kray joke cupid....shouldve put that in the ZL apreciation society thread

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Frank goes to watch the Winter Olympics with his dyslexic mate Peter. They spend all day watching the bobsleigh runs when some guy turns up carrying what looks like a tea tray.

"Whats he up to?" asks Peter
"Oh, he's a toboganist" replies Frank.

"Sweet!" "Give us 20 B&H please" shouts Peter.

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On double A's

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