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takwhori
Oct 2007


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The things you learn in school.

I was taught many years ago about farmers and how they would fallow their fields.
I'm pretty sure i learned it in Geography.
Now for the uneducated amongst you this is and I quote, "Land ploughed and tilled, but left unsown for a season to allow it to recuperate"
Now some of you may be asking, "What is the relevance of this thread to any fucking thing?"

I shall tell you.
When you go to shop and buy a 12 pack of beer and you want to drink as cold as possible as soon as possible then you should fallow your beer.
I've worked out that my freezer can hold 4 cans of beer. (not my one at home, i mean my hotel one)
So if I put 4 in and keep putting them in and out in a clockwise (or anti clockwise direction) then I'm fallowing my beer.
There you go a geography leason and a top tip.

Just don't drop the fuckin things then wonder which was first in and start holding them all to your face to guess which one is the coldest.

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monty23
Feb 2005


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Re: The things you learn in school.

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So if I put 4 in and keep putting them in and out in a clockwise (or anti clockwise direction) then I'm going to turn into another semi literate Scottish alcoholic.

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Oct 2007


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Re: Re: The things you learn in school.

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1. Semiliterate is all the one word.
2. You should not use the name of a great british soldier, or golfer
3. i'm only a part time drunk.
i've tried the whole alcoholic but can only last 3 days now

4 you're probably a child molester

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Ekno
Apr 2006


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LOL haha genious thread

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ZootedLooter
Feb 2003


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we had 2 fallow our beers last night....only one case fit in the cooler at a time

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Avenue_1
Apr 2008


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What's the reason you were staying in a hotel?

Dwaggy wants to know how much do you charge other men

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Feb 2003


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that wouldnt apply to dwaggy anyway...he is subhuman and requires special rates

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Feb 2005


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we had 2 fallow our beers last night....only one case fit in the cooler at a time


Yeah, but you had friends round to share yours, what's his excuse

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Feb 2005


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Re: Re: Re: The things you learn in school.

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1. Semiliterate is all the one word.



I don't know why, but I always feel the need to reply phonetically to you.

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takwhori
Oct 2007


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quote:
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Yeah, but you had friends round to share yours, what's his excuse


I finished a 12 hour night shift in a foreign country and wanted to get slightly shitfaced on my own, while fucking about on my laptop.

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