The Whitehouse gardener was met with Icy stares and a wall of silence when he walked into the Oval Office and asked where the spade was.

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Almost as bad as:

After complaints from listeners about prank calls made by Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross during Brand's Radio 2 show, the pair have been placed on the Sachs offenders register.

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Attention ALL WHITE PEOPLE: Please report to the cottenfield tomorrow morning at 7am for orientatin - President Barack Obama

The Stature of liberty has to come down! A statue of Aunt Jemima holding a chicken leg has replaced it

CNN Late breaking news...Senator John McCain is withdrawing from the presidential race. He feels the election is nigger rigged.

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Hold Da Motha Fuckin Salad.

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true story....no shit.....

i was on a train going to work and some black lady kept sniffling loudly...it went on for about 20 mins every 30 secs or so....a white guy sitting next to her asked annoyed if she wanted a tissue....she goes..."THEM DAYS IS OVER!"....i dont have to blow my nose if i dont want to.....''SNIIIIIIIFFFFF"

holy shit....its rosa parks times infinity

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zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

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