Attention board fat-asses:

Sign-ups are underway for the new fund-a-mental challenge.

The rules are simple:

1. You must have at least 30 pounds to shed.
2. There is a $20 buy in to participate. Winner takes half of the pot with the other half going towards server expense.
3. Weekly weigh-ins: video required (shit, even para has a camera phone that will shoot video). Photographic proof is nice, but more easily faked than video.
4. Non contestants can sponsor a participant with a few bucks, and if they win you split the pot with them.
5. I'm sure you all can find a way to make it difficult along the way. (i.e.. moron food challenges, paying someone local to take the contestant to dinner, whatever it takes.) Side bets are held by staff, other than myself or LOLobo and winners split the pool.
6. This contest will run until March 24, which is 120 days. Winner will be the person who loses the most over the 30 pound mark.

Entries will be taken for 1 week.

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Very interesting. I should consider doing this.

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I'm not participating, I can see it now.

My video would become a video response to Uncle Sam Patriot. You guys have already posted comments about me on his video's. I won't fuel that fire, lol.

Uncle Sam Patriot Vs. Parasiticgannon

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Originally posted by parasiticgannon
I'm not participating, I can see it now.

My video would become a video response to Uncle Sam Patriot. You guys have already posted comments about me on his video's. I won't fuel that fire, lol.

Uncle Sam Patriot Vs. Parasiticgannon

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Originally posted by parasiticgannon
I'm not participating, I can see it now.

My video would become a video response to Uncle Sam Patriot. You guys have already posted comments about me on his video's. I won't fuel that fire, lol.

Uncle Sam Patriot Vs. Parasiticgannon

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I'll do it if para does it!

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Originally posted by The CandyMan
I'll do it if para does it!

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I'll do it...

Although 30 is quite a lot, I'm pretty sure I was around 225lbs last time I checked...

Oh well, should be fun.

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Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Why you need me to do something? Be your own man dammit.

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Uh huh. Thought so you'd know you'd lose.

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im on 78 kgs.........im fine thanks

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Originally posted by The CandyMan
Uh huh. Thought so you'd know you'd lose.

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If i lost 30lb I'D DIE

Im out !!

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Try the Jimmy Tango amphetamine diet.


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I'm 13 stone (182lbs) at the moment so I couldn't lose that much. I do need to get back in shape though - too much lager has started to give me a bit of a belly. I want to get my six-pack back (cue beer joke)... but that means ditching the fat for muscle so I'll probably stay the same weight.

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so I guess there isn't enough fat people on the boards eh... (lying bastards...)

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It was a bit of a shite idea anyway

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Not a shite idea for anyone that is 30+ lbs overweight.

I'm in, this should be stickied, and when do we start?

Some non-pussies that need to lose weight should join in.

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Originally posted by LOLobo
Not a shite idea for anyone that is 30+ lbs overweight.

I'm in, this should be stickied, and when do we start?

Some non-pussies that need to lose weight should join in.

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There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
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there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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Originally posted by yoshy
Para?

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How could you possibly have anything left to hide para?

Perhaps this ?....

...I found this picture of some fat dude on a gay transvestite dating website. Looks just like you and it says he is based in Ohio.

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i think theres 30 lbs hiding just underneath his first chin

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