White Rabbit
Oct 2005
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well, to tell you the truth, it couldnt have been at a worse time
sometime around october/november 05, just while getting ready for a huge party with about 70 girls and 40 guys, i thought it'd be funny to fart on my friends head as he bent over to tie his shoelace. but that was no fart, it was a rather large, runny, brown mess that actually almost ran down my leg.
yes it really was horrible, and at the worst time since i was about 6 miles from my house with no spare clothes!
worse thing still, there was no time to shower or anything so the best i could do was borrow some boxer shorts, wipe the crap off my ass with loads of bog roll, and use deodrant to disguide the smell.
well i never thought i'd share it with anyone on a forum, but there goes the story of the first and hopefully last time of me sharting my pants haha!
[if it happens again, i will post pictures mwhahaha]
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Originally posted by pHo
the difference between compression and encoding is:
compression software works the same way as trying to get The 404, who is 350lbs, through a normal door. its method is to basically keep kicking The 404 until he gets thru the door. This works quickly, but leaves a nasty mess.
encoding software is the equivalent of The 404 going on a diet and walking thru the door. takes longer and sometimes more skill, but ultimately worth it.
Last edited by White Rabbit on 04-06-2006 at 12:27 AM
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