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fucking ace lol

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at work

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also at work

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Nice though after reading a few comments posted on it I wonder too if he really checked his facts. The dumb bitch probably deserved it anyway.

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remember when i first heard this around a year ago, tis good stuff. 'everyone knows you're a dirty little tart' - win.

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If it were not true, I think she would have had a different reaction than silence and "gah, argh, whaaaa". Or called back or written a letter, or sued them...Whatever.

It's for a laugh, at someone else's expense. Yup, it's mean. Yup, it's cruel. Yup, I still think it's fucking hilarious. Yup, I'm a big meanie with no soul.

"HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH?!!?"

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Heard it before a while ago, and it's still funny as fuck!!!

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Who doesn't lock the stall door when your getting a Beejer at the office.

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Heres a good prank, warning, only works on people of fast food restaurant intelligence or lower.

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A Hazmat call to a Manchester [New Hampshire] Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant was determined to have been sparked by a hoax call, police said.

Firefighters were called to the restaurant on Hooksett Road because employees reported eye and skin irritation from a fire extinguisher. When emergency crews arrived, they found three employees disrobed outside of the building.

The employees told police that the restaurant got a call from someone claiming to be from corporate headquarters who asked them to test their fire suppression system. When they did and reported that they had chemicals from the extinguisher on their clothes, the caller told them they needed to take their clothes off.

The workers said they became suspicious when the caller then told them to urinate on each other.

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Thats piss funny I love cheating little tarts! If it was not for them i would have been alone last night hahaha!

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I once dated this cunt who was fucking like 3 other dudes. The cuntlit didn't realize why I wouldn't sleep with her skanky ass. Well except the one time.

about a year after that, she said she really fucked up. and wished I was back in her life. Last I heard the bitch has been sleeping in her car in 0°F weather. Serves her right.

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I once dated this cunt who was fucking like 3 other dudes. The cuntlit didn't realize why I wouldn't sleep with her skanky ass. Well except the one time.

about a year after that, she said she really fucked up. and wished I was back in her life. Last I heard the bitch has been sleeping in her car in 0°F weather. Serves her right.

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You really shouldn't treat your sister like that...

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Originally posted by The CandyMan
You really shouldn't treat your sister like that...

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I don't really recall half this shit.

I don't have a sister, but you do

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Originally posted by parasiticgannon
I once dated this cunt who was fucking like 3 other dudes. The cuntlit didn't realize why I wouldn't sleep with her skanky ass. Well except the one time.

about a year after that, she said she really fucked up. and wished I was back in her life. Last I heard the bitch has been sleeping in her car in 0°F weather. Serves her right.

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Originally posted by Bit_Confused
It's about me again. I'm fat and lonely....Listen to my tale of woes.

Oops...someone elses thread again.

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