Kevin Smith in Star Wars: Episode III

Kevin will be in episode III in a small but crutial role in the star wars saga. he was asked because lucas is a big fan of clerks. it was revealed on the view askew message boards.

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Yeah and I trust a newboard about as far as I can throw a small pony

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AND THAT AINT FAR!

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Very skeptical... but it would be very funny...

::imagines Kevin Smith as the next R2D2::

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Well if it was "revealed" on a message board...I fail to see how that could possibly be inaccurate in any way imaginable.

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i can see him as an ewok.

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too tall, maybe a wookie

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Something hairy anyway. Maybe he could put on some weight and be a hutt? Nah, that's cruel.

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maybe they could paint him green and have him as yoda's dad?

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if he is in EP3, that would be a disgrace to kevin and an even bigger disgrace to lucas who is already a disgrace.


it's as bad as nsync being in ep2 cause his daughters liked them.


lucas has got to remember, this is a movie, not a tv show, so do it right without any fuck ups.

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Nsynck wasn't in the final cut were they?

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Uh that NSync thing was a rumour.

Lucas is a piece of shit, and wouldn't know how to make a good movie these days if his life depended on it, maybe it's better that we got a few gifted directors on the set, just in case that old bastard needs a few pointers.

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if we're going by the previous star wars prequel movies it dont need kevin smith, what it needs is a decent script. i mean c'mon the script was about as interesting as about schmidt which imho was the most boring movie of all time.

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You had me up until the About Schmidt comment. I thought that was a great movie, and I'm insulted you'd compare it to the Star Wars prequels

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for the love of the star wars fans (me) make a freaking star wars romour thread !!

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the view askew boards are something you can actually rely on

kevin smith actually reads the shit most every day and responds to most posts

he admits to it in his movies, interviews, etc., etc.

if he posted it then it's more then likely true

odd that a msg board isn't populated only by a bunch of 14 year old dorks? yes deffinently

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i think no matter how minimal the role it would rock im a big fan of his work i have all the movies (bought not burned ) finally some class in the star wars series j/k

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Perhaps a cameo by both Jay & Silent Bob.

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Haven't they ruined Star Wars enough already? Gosh...

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well Silent Bob can use the foce you know?

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