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Neversoft
May 2002


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When was the last time you shit yourself?

For me, it was about a week ago... I couldn't help it - I knew it was going to be a runny one so I was clenching hard but as I hit the seat it all went terribly wrong and I liberally doused myself and the khazi in hot, fresh detritus

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Dwaggy
Sep 2001


heh

i am shitting myself right now

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Sin
Jul 2005


Hi Dad

when i had appendicitis (3 years ago now) i turned into the human hose for about 2 weeks

no one could tell when it was going to happen. But when it did, by god everyone knew

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Neversoft
May 2002


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doctor zoidy
Jun 2003


mod? no! asshole? yes!

its funnsy that you bring it up, yesterday actually, i shat...

i was out drinking the night before (not related) and lying on my brothers floor at about 7.30am, woke up by the horrible feeling, thinking i could release some gas, i tapped the keg, so to speak... sprayed my shorts something fierce...

had to get up at that point, finished my dump, cleaned undies, quick shower, fresh clothes, started laundry, and went back to bed.

ended up pooping like 9 times yesterday... all liquid...

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The CandyMan
Dec 2002


Motherfucker!

Last week when I moved, we and my buddies that helped ate some much god damn pizza, I was shitting for 3 days straight atleast 8 times each day. Had a few close calls because of it, but got away with out treads in my drawers.

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Moloko_Plus
Aug 2003

OMGHai2U!!!11

i crap 4 times a day. and i take pix of chix wit dix.
one one one

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Shn
Aug 2003


ribbit. no. cUnT.

1 january 2006, between about 2am and 9am.
was completely drunk and when i woke up a few hours after going to bed i could feel something strange in my pants.
so i woke up (before the friends who owned the appartment), went straight to the toilets and used alot of toilet paper to get most of the shit off my ass, boxers and pants.
Then I went to the bathroom and put my boxers and pants under water.

Then I went back to bed, wearing nothing else but my tshirt.

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Avenue_1
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are you sure some horny gay french male hadnt helped themselves to your arse while you were suffering from the effects of alcohol

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Dwaggy
Sep 2001


heh

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Jingofin
Nov 2005


conformism makes me cry

Napoleon eats cock

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Dwaggy
Sep 2001


heh

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YTIGAFF
Oct 2005

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Shn
Aug 2003


ribbit. no. cUnT.

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I laid a stripe just the other day. It was one of those perfectly good farts that went wrong at the very end.

I watched a noob at work do the clecnch walk all the way down the hall to the shitter after some bad taco belle. He had to stop and "concentrate" 3 times.

While sitting in class, my drunken roomate jumped up and shit himself all the way to the can. It stunk so bad that it made him chunk all over himself on the shitter. He walked home that day.

The same drunk got up in the middle of the night once and sprayed buttpee in my other roomates hamper. He had no recollection of it.

When my niece was 3 she shit on her 5 year old brothers bed. Then she stuck her finger in it and chapsticked him while he was watching TV.



is that all the same story?


For the Vasquez fans : "Somebody put shit in my pants!!"

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Jingofin
Nov 2005


conformism makes me cry

Am I the only one here who CAN'T remember the last time they shit themself?

Come on people, control those bowells, crapping yourself at this age is not coool.


And thanks Dwaggy, you were quite right. Napoleon ATE cock.

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White Rabbit
Oct 2005


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well, to tell you the truth, it couldnt have been at a worse time

sometime around october/november 05, just while getting ready for a huge party with about 70 girls and 40 guys, i thought it'd be funny to fart on my friends head as he bent over to tie his shoelace. but that was no fart, it was a rather large, runny, brown mess that actually almost ran down my leg.

yes it really was horrible, and at the worst time since i was about 6 miles from my house with no spare clothes!

worse thing still, there was no time to shower or anything so the best i could do was borrow some boxer shorts, wipe the crap off my ass with loads of bog roll, and use deodrant to disguide the smell.


well i never thought i'd share it with anyone on a forum, but there goes the story of the first and hopefully last time of me sharting my pants haha!

[if it happens again, i will post pictures mwhahaha]

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Vampire
Jan 2005


He's quite mad you know.

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i was out drinking the night before (not related) and lying on my brothers floor at about 7.30am, woke up by the horrible feeling, thinking i could release some gas, i tapped the keg, so to speak... sprayed my shorts something fierce...

I can't believe I missed this thread!

Anyways.... I did a "zoidy" about 4 years ago. 12 hours of solid drinking and a huge greasy kebab and I felt the onslaught of chronic gas just before I climbed into bed at around 4am. I woke at 6am and just had to let one rip but realised a nanosecond too late that it was a very bad move. Fucking white Calvin Klein boxers as well!

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Bakkoda
Jul 2002


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Virginia Beach. Dead tired after about 12 hours of soccer for 3 days straight in the blistering heat. End of the night coming home and we were at the last little shit shop on the boardwalk and all of a sudden I had a not-so-hard fart. Left a nice trail of sludge down my right leg. I was wearing cotton white shorts as well. Thank god it was dusk.

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Neversoft
May 2002


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This thread just keeps on giving

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Lord_Gandalf
Aug 2001


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I've only shit myself once (To my knowledge)...

I was at my buddies house and we drinking ourselves senseless back in high school days (About 6 years ago). We were in his basement watching some movie when someone knocked on the back door... I got up and as I was limpering up the stairs I cut a big one, but you know as you keep walking or running quite often you keep farting on each step you take?

Long story short, I had one of those moments, but instead of constant farting up the stairs somehow a little kid dropped in to say hello. I quickly opened the door and bolted to the bathroom which is conveniently right next to it. I used more shit paper that night then one should touch in a month. I live just a few houses down from him, so I just called it a night and stumbled home. My parents also couldn't understand why I was actually doing my own laundry the next day.

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