American Gangster will win millions of Oscars because it is 157 minutes long...

I was researching American Gangster today,looks like a great flick. Without looking (and for no real reason at all) I had a hunch this would be a very long movie.

157 minutes. I was right.

This movie will win 100 million Oscars because it's 9000 hours long, like so many Best picture winners before it.

So, the key to winning best picture? Make your movie as long as possible and it will win, regardless of if it is any good.

HURRAH!

As proof,here is a list of Best Picture winners since 1990:

2006: The Departed - 151 mins
2005: Crash - 115 mins
2004: Million Dollar Baby - 132 mins
2003: Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King - 251 mins
2002: Chicago - 113 mins
2001: A Beautiful Mind - 135 mins
2000: Gladiator - 155 mins
1999: American Beauty - 122 mins
1998: Shakespeare In Love - 123 mins
1997: Titanic - 194 mins
1996: The English Patient - 162 mins
1995: Braveheart - 177 mins
1994: Forrest Gump - 142 mins
1993: Schindler's List - 195 mins
1992: Unforgiven - 131 mins
1991: The Silence Of The Lambs - 118 mins
1990: Dances With Wolves - 236 mins

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Well I am gonna watch it tonight will let you know if it is Best Picture or Not! =P

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Finishing The Game will win every Oscar and other awards going.

Then it will win them all next year too for no reason at all.

The end.

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Holy fuck batman, it really is oscar season. Saving this for the weekend. Looks awesome.

Last edited by David Cameron on 10-24-2007 at 03:36 AM

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Originally posted by Mystic Slippers
Finishing The Game will win every Oscar and other awards going.

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mystic,i never noticed. thanks for the info !!!!!

and cupid....uh you do realize you have to watch atonement.could he hate more than brokeback mountain/babel ???

stay tuned vcd mavens....

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Originally posted by Neversoft
Including the Mobo awards

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Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
I never really "got" the mobo (music of black origin) awards. Don't you think that is racist? If there was mowo awards the pc brigade would be up in arms! Don't ya think!

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Yes, if it wasn't referring to the genre, but the fucking colour of the winners... Honkeys can win Mobos too

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Originally posted by Neversoft
Including the Mobo awards and the Nobel Peace Prize?

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Yes. Every awards roast EVER. Even the C Montgomery Burns Negro League Baseball awards.

EVERYTHING. EVER.

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Watched the movie last night, American Gangster that is, not the spectacularly awesome looking Finishing The Game.

It was a good movie but compared to the likes of what the media is comparing it to, Scarface, Goodfellas, The Godfather etc I think it pales.

The ending was a bit limp and quickly sewn up and reeked of TVM/STM. Some parts of the movie felt out of period, the movie as a whole didn't quite capture the period feel unlike the aforementioned movies have done.

Don't get me wrong, it's a great movie, maybe I was just expecting too much from it.

Out of 10, I give it a 7.


Oh and Finishing The Game is brilliant, even though I haven't seen it yet.

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Originally posted by Mystic Slippers
Watched the movie last night, American Gangster that is, not the spectacularly awesome looking Finishing The Game.

It was a good movie but compared to the likes of what the media is comparing it to, Scarface, Goodfellas, The Godfather etc I think it pales.

The ending was a bit limp and quickly sewn up and reeked of TVM/STM. Some parts of the movie felt out of period, the movie as a whole didn't quite capture the period feel unlike the aforementioned movies have done.

Don't get me wrong, it's a great movie, maybe I was just expecting too much from it.

Out of 10, I give it a 7.


Oh and Finishing The Game is brilliant, even though I haven't seen it yet.

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Originally posted by Neversoft
Yes, if it wasn't referring to the genre, but the fucking colour of the winners... Honkeys can win Mobos too

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Been off work with Flu today so didn't bother saving this for the weekend. Thought it was pretty damn good, it didn't feel like it was on for over 2 and half hours, always a sign its a decent movie.

Agree with Slippers about the ending and it could have used a bit more gratuitous violence but all in all probably in the top 5 movies I have seen all year.


Edit:: The Mobo's are quite amusing, those pesky blacks are claiming everything from Bangra to Country and Western music. Norah Jones was nominated this year, who's next? The bugler from Rourkes drift?

Last edited by David Cameron on 10-25-2007 at 10:31 PM

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It was OK. Not Ridley Scott's best.
The ending was a bit anti-climatic, as was the history it was based on.

I liked the naked cutter ho's. They have to be naked so they don't steal the shit. hilarious.

An oscar is a south american fish.

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Originally posted by Munson

They have to be naked so they don't steal the shit. hilarious.

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Best recent period movie (no, not menstroporn NEVERSOFT) has to be Munich.

Not only does the movie look the part throughout, unlike American Gangster which in parts looked like they hadn't bothered to dress it up like the period it is set in, but Munich kicks total fucking arse too.

In fact, i'm going to watch Munich again on Sunday night I think?

Why? Because it's a bloody brilliant movie. The end.

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Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Always one...You missed the point NS! read my post again.

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Originally posted by cupidstunt
Thats got to be factual, if it's not, they just blatantly ripped off New Jack City for the sake of it.

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flick was pretty good, but id rather watch blow. not only is cocaine much better for you, but that movie has white people in it.

WHITE POWER!

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Have to agree one of the best flicks I've seen so far this year. And cupidstunt is right, never felt like the 2 and 1/2 hours it was, the movie moved along quite well.

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