Neversoft's Input:

Here's a forum "competition" for you cunts...

Next time you have a shit, take a picture and post it in this thread. In two weeks time we'll have a vote on who's shit is the most impressive. There's only one rule - It must be your turd!

I doubt there will be any prizes involved but maybe we could afford to get you some Immodium or Ex-Lax, depending on the state of your dumps. There are no winning criteria, we just want the most visually striking; be it size, quantity, texture, colour or outright nastiness... WE NEED YOUR SHITS!


Ave's input:

In the picture hold a piece of paper saying your vcdq alias.


Just thought I'd put it on the front page, for all you lazy fuck who dont want to travel to ole softys post.

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i dont think that thinking or not thinking should be the topic here.....im takin odds at 3 to 1 that you had the laptop on the shitter

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im takin odds at 3 to 1 that you had the laptop on the shitter

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kippa definitely does... which is quite disturbing when I think that I've actually chatted with him whilst he's squeezing out a lil' brown baby.

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Just keep the laptop away from the baseball cards when i rob you.

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yeah vampire9s.....that 88er is a little off

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Originally posted by ZootedLooter
i dont think that thinking or not thinking should be the topic here.....im takin odds at 3 to 1 that you had the laptop on the shitter

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I use laptop and phone on shitter. Sometimes I think about stuff, other times I inspect the resulting mess, depends on the day.

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FFS Wipe and move on!!

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Originally posted by XXXBoX
FFS Wipe and move on!!

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Originally posted by XXXBoX
FFS Wipe and move on!!

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I'm far too busy screaming in agony and scooping my prolapsed anus back in to stop and contemplate stuff.

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Originally posted by socks
You must be single. Shitting is a guys pure alone time because even women wont bother you on the shitter.

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I take it you've never been married...

Hell even my newest squeeze will occasionally try to have a convo, through the door of course, with me will I'm dropping some friends off at the pool. I usually ask her to come in and enjoy the rather aromatic odor with me which usually makes her go away.

I spend most of my quality porcelain throne time reading the lastest book or magazine.

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I'm divorced

Fuck that - Shit time is my time, sure conversations are attempted but promptly ignored.

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I'm divorced

Fuck that - Shit time is my time, sure conversations are attempted but promptly ignored.

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I think about how I feel for my poor rectum as it tears little by little each time I fertilize the bowl. That thing has taken a beating (DUE TO MASSIVE SHITS FAGGOTS!).

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Originally posted by LostInAHazeOfMyself
I think about how I feel for my poor rectum as it tears little by little each time I fertilize the bowl. That thing has taken a beating (DUE TO MASSIVE SHITS & FAGGOTS!).

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hahahahahaha.

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Lmfao. Oh man.

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The shitter is my private time. I'll sit there for 10min straight until my ass is too sore.

Sometimes I'll bring my blackberry to play poker on the can, no one can bug me in there.

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Originally posted by Lord_Gandalf
I'll sit there for 10min straight until my ass is too sore.

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