It seems to me most everyone on here has thick skin. The majority of you can dish it out, and take it just as well. Why can't some people?

I have a good buddy of mine who can dish it out all day long with the best of em, He has some really good zingers, With me being fat I should be an easy target.

My thing is if you're going to joke with me, fuck with me expect to get this shit right back. I'm not going to sit around and let someone steam roll me, Just ain't gonna happen

I went over my friends house today to watch the OSU game which is a typical Saturday afternoon, before I get to the door my other buddy starts cracking on me. I'm not really in the mood for it so I say be nice, fucker doesn't. I let most of the jokes go and this fucker doesn't stop he's on the mother fucker with a joke. He left during the 3rd quarter of the game. I got a text from him later, and he starts again with the jokes. He knows how I joke. I'm usually harsh and I hit where it hurts, Just ask ManCandy he'll tell ya.

I've been told very recently my joking is down right mean, and I can hurt peoples feelings and not really give a damn, Again ask ManCandy, lol.

I let my buddy get some good shots in before I laid into him. This fucker has known me for 5-6 years so he know's how I am. He texts me a couple hours after he leaves and starts with the jokes again. So I'm still hanging out with my other buddy "B" B said dude when you're not here he doesn't crack on anyone, He's nice. It's like when you come around his whole attitude changes and it's crack city around here. I said in joking manner I bring the worse out in him. The reality is I probably do, lol. That's just fuckin sad.

I pissed my buddy off so much he deleted me from his Xbox Acct. Seriously how petty is that.

Man I thought ManCandy was sensitive, Seriously though Mancandy isn't nearly that sensitive, LOL.

Fuck, take a joke. If a joke hurts you're feelings guess what it's probably fucking true.


The funny thing is, I was just talking to a couple friends about being nicer to people, I feel I don't give people a fair shake, and I feel I'm mean. Well if bitches can't take it, but they can dish it out oh well, Not my fault.

I guess I wanna know, Are most people you come across like that?

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I've had "friends" that acted like that and would be bitches a lot of the day, but when I dished it back out they would say I was, quote, "a bitch." Most times I could actually see that it would get to them, whether by their expression, or they got quiet (or both). I used to be an easy target because I would never speak up, but then started to and most didn't like it. And others were all, "Right on, finally!" I no longer hang out with those people, not because of their gayness, but rather because they're douches. I'm actually a pretty civil person, and don't have problems with anybody (that I know of).

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You are the kid everyone picks on

live with it

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So he kept dishing it out and you just took it? Am I missing something? Did you eventually throw any insults, punches or rapes back?

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I'm just pissed that I read all of Para's post and still don't know what the fuck happened... I'm with Cupid (ewwwww, it smells of gay) on this one, this makes no sense

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I'm just pissed that I read all of Para's post and still don't know what the fuck happened... I'm with Cupid (ewwwww, it smells of gay) on this one, this makes no sense

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One reason I don't hang out with these guys very often (5 or 6 months ago was the last time). The gayness reaches a level I just cannot stomach after a while thank god the last time I had my girl with us to protect me from their super gayness.

I'm pretty sure I know who Fat Boy is talking about and in that case both of them have a LOT of material to work with.

Glad to see para's diary is being kept uptodate.

I agree though if you dish it out you should be able to take it. I'm known as the Comeback King by a lot of people but I pretty much honed my skills more to defend myself rather than sit there and take it. Got in a crack contest with a guy one time, he quit after my first response, LOL and another guy, para knows him, who is constantly cracking has gone up against me time and time again and cried uncle. This fucker never stops talking yet a few times I got him so good he was quiet for the next 15 to 30 minutes lol. Do I feel bad about it? Hell the fuck no! You step in the ring be prepared to get knocked the fuck out.

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So he kept dishing it out and you just took it? Am I missing something? Did you eventually throw any insults, punches or rapes back?

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I want to hear some of the insults you threw back at him otherwise your entire post is nothing more than- "some dude pissed me off so I pissed him off back"- which is pretty fucking mundane, even for you.

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fuck his comebacks....we dont know him and wont make much sense....i want to hear how chubsie got tagged

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Really Zoot is right.

here's one I still have saved.

Yeah I'm moving in with your mom. I hope you get that job in Cleveland cause you're about to get fired AGAIN, lol.

Really that must hurt for the fact this guy has been fired from 3-4 good paying jobs in the past year.

Heres another one he said. No wonder Nasa said the world is doomed!

I gave him like 20 seconds to follow up, and nothing so my retort was, Cause your moms huge ass?

He get's really pissed when you make fun of his career and how many times he's gotten fired. He doesn't like mom jokes but he'll make fun of anyone elses as long as there alive. LOL. WTF ever.

Kind of like Zoot said, without knowing us, they don't make much since.

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Combine the jokes... Suggest that you'll be taking his Mum up the shitter in future after she fired him for having a limp dick.

Not that I'm particularly proud of it but I once made a male colleague CRY after giving him some abuse - I wasn't nasty, I just pointed out that if he spent as much time applying deodorant and working as he does whining at people and being a cunt, we wouldn't all wish he was dead quite so much. Actually, I don't think it was the insult that got to him, I think it was the round of applause from the rest of the team that iced that particular cake

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Combine the jokes... Suggest that you'll be taking his Mum up the shitter in future after she fired him for having a limp dick.

Not that I'm particularly proud of it but I once made a male colleague CRY after giving him some abuse - I wasn't nasty, I just pointed out that if he spent as much time applying deodorant and working as he does whining at people and being a cunt, we wouldn't all wish he was dead quite so much. Actually, I don't think it was the insult that got to him, I think it was the round of applause from the rest of the team that iced that particular cake

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Combine the jokes... Suggest that you'll be taking his Mum up the shitter in future after she fired him for having a limp dick.

Not that I'm particularly proud of it but I once made a male colleague CRY after giving him some abuse - I wasn't nasty, I just pointed out that if he spent as much time applying deodorant and working as he does whining at people and being a cunt, we wouldn't all wish he was dead quite so much. Actually, I don't think it was the insult that got to him, I think it was the round of applause from the rest of the team that iced that particular cake

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and i still self harm due to that incident you ****

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I've waited years to post this, thanks

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Arguments are fun. I enjoy being insulted nearly as much as I enjoy insulting.

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could you not just punch him?

punch him hard ??

in the face ??

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I agree though if you dish it out you should be able to take it. I'm known as the Comeback King by a lot of people but I pretty much honed my skills more to defend myself rather than sit there and take it. Got in a crack contest with a guy one time, he quit after my first response, LOL and another guy, para knows him, who is constantly cracking has gone up against me time and time again and cried uncle. This fucker never stops talking yet a few times I got him so good he was quiet for the next 15 to 30 minutes lol. Do I feel bad about it? Hell the fuck no! You step in the ring be prepared to get knocked the fuck out.

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could you not just punch him?

punch him hard ??

in the face ??

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You use the phrases "LOL" and "WTF" way too often for a civilized human being.

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Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

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