Seriously thinking of working security in either Ibiza or Magaluf this summer from April to September, prefure Magaluf though

A) For the holiday
B) So i can get serious action (sex :P)
C) So i can get fucked off my tits after work then go random doggin on beach or wherever


Any of you lot done this or even thought about it??

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Years ago I auditioned for a DJ job at a bar in Ibiza.

Didn't get the job so no stories to tell, sorry.

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Years ago I auditioned for a DJ job at a bar in Ibiza.

Didn't get the job so no stories to tell, sorry.

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Bet you lived it up over there though whilst over there

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No - the job was in Ibiza, but the audition was in Birmingham.

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How about this job?

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How about this job?

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Tough luck guys, I've already got that job... No need for you fucks to apply

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mate working in those countries is just like workin back home...your going to get the same old chavs which now inhibit ibiza ..only worse they will be on the piss up 24/7...ur guna have ur hands full

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mate working in those countries is just like workin back home...your going to get the same old chavs which now inhibit ibiza ..only worse they will be on the piss up 24/7...ur guna have ur hands full

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I figure so mate, but hey instead of just wales, it be the whole country ha ha.

My thing this year is to have sex with women from all parts of the globe, call it my new years resolution, just gonna take some clothes, bag full of condoms (remember revenge of the nerds 2) cash and bank card and i.d to open Spanish bank account to get my wages paid into

I'm pushing more to Magaluf though just as bad but with the sun and all them reps

That was a shame Mother you should have just gone over there anyway m8 and get a trial at 1 of the bars or clubs and a little holiday the same time

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your going to get the same old chavs

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Ripper is one of those same old chavs

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Ripper is one of those same old chavs

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Fucker

I only wear tracksuits in the house i'll have you know

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I only wear tracksuits in the house i'll have you know

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Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.

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Well it's tracksuit bottoms and the reason for that is i have a prince albert and for obvious reasons i gotta wear loose clothes for a few weeks


I do have a problem though random sex can't get enough of it and i don't wanna fix the problem either


NO FAT BIRDS APPLY THOUGH!!!!!!

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i have a prince albert

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Picture proof! For Neversoft of course

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Picture proof! For Neversoft of course

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Haha yeh right, trust me m8 i do was pissing blood on the day but that's gone and now i just get a bit of hot pissing since it's healing, no sex for 10 days sucks and i can't ram raid for 2 weeks, BUT from what i hear sex is in another world with 1 of these and that comes from females i know that i have told.

The hard on's a bitch in morning too but is getting better so must be healing nice, plus i'm using rocks salt in water to clean my boy up

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If anybody here knows Ripper in real life I'll happily supply you with a couple of tabs of Cialis so long as you promise to spike him... If anybody deserves to have their tallywhacker explode due to chronic morning glory, it's Ripper

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If anybody here knows Ripper in real life I'll happily supply you with a couple of tabs of Cialis so long as you promise to spike him... If anybody deserves to have their tallywhacker explode due to chronic morning glory, it's Ripper

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Good job i'm down in Wales then in it

Now if you have any easy going women who ARE NOT fat give me a shout and send a pic and stand aside

And got to be aged 18 to 30 too

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you know if you tied some fishing line to your prince albert and ran it through a nipple ring you could do some great party tricks

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you know if you tied some fishing line to your prince albert and ran it through a nipple ring you could do some great party tricks

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Wasn't really even thinking of having my nipples pierced to be honest but do go on what kinda party tricks you thinking as you got me wondering now ha ha

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Wasn't really even thinking of having my nipples pierced to be honest but do go on what kinda party tricks you thinking as you got me wondering now ha ha

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Well, you could have a couple of ribs removed, remove the piercings, blow your own cock and play your fucking self like a flute.

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Fuck that i need my ribs for what i do, but i am sure i can always get some bird to blow me so that saves me that pain, plus i wanna test my p.a 1st

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