I made love to para last night

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Who was on top

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Who are you and who is Para?

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Are you lot mates in the outside (shudder) real world thingy?

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who came first?

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Originally posted by madd
who came first?

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The egg

OK. I guess it's time to be truthful. Para and myself have been in a relationship for the past few years, all the "women" posts were to put you lot off the scent.

We're out of the closet now, please be happy for us

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Originally posted by ManCandy
all the "women" posts were to put you lot off the scent.

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Lol, so subtle I almost missed it .

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Originally posted by bartleby
We knew this. It was obvious.

It's good you finally admitted it though , just don't post any pics k.

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Thanks for your support bartleby. As you could imagine this is a hard place to come out on, and we didn't think we would have been accepted as a couple and would have got flamed to the ground!.
I guess we felt the time was right, so please be gentle on us!!

Don't worry, i won't be posting any pics... but maybe para will

Jingofin had me worked out from the start, you sexy little trollbot you hehehe Give me a kiss!

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Hahaha that's fucking classic. Well played.

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Originally posted by danimal39
Who was on top

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Winches, pulleys, cranes...? More interested in the feat(s) of engineering than the emotions.

There'll be archeologists shitting themselves...who the fuck would give a piss about pyramids if you two had managed to construct some contraption that allowed you to mate and still pull apart? The gravitational forces alone would be astronomical!

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With an arse as big as Para's, how do you know when you're actually "in" it and not just getting an asswank(tm)? Do you use salad tongs to reach-around?

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Originally posted by Commissario
Are you lot mates in the outside (shudder) real world thingy?

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Hell no, I'm sick but I'm not twisted!

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I'm gay. <3 <3 <3

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Every picture tells a story LMFAO nice one.

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Damn the air fare must be killing you two flying back and forth from the U.K. and the states! Wondered why I haven't been invited over his place in awhile, here you were living in his closet under his 4x t-shirts and thongs.

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Mods, next time Mancandy gets banned, change his nick back first and sticky this thread, ty.

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Mods, next time Mancandy gets banned, change his nick back first and sticky this thread, ty.

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Lol! Great idea!

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Originally posted by Fionn McCool
Mods, next time Mancandy gets banned, change his nick back first and sticky this thread, ty.

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I'm out of fucking town, and I get brought up into this shit?Fuck you

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I'm out of fucking town, and I get brought up into this shit?Fuck you

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Where you been , Narnia ?

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Naw para just a heads up either avy hacked this shit or one of the mods with no life whatsoever is posting under my nick. Just to let you and everyone else know.

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