I may watch The Passion with a beer in one hand and a blunt in the other.

I also asked my father if he wanted to go to the sunrise service. His response was "Sure, I'll get up and watch the sun rise in the hot tub" Yeah he ain't gonna go. That fucking sinner, lol.

Fuck I'll be asleep, what cracks me up is these people who ONLY go to church Easter Sunday, You people are awesome. Also these hypocritical Christians who feel working on Sunday is a sin and then go out to eat afterwards, hahaha.

Have you ever noticed Christians are the biggest hypocrites ever? I think if I was going to choose a religion I'd be Muslim, or Buddhist.

So if I offended you, oh fucking well.

Has anyone seen this site? This is funny and not to offensive and it has cursing on it so it maybe NSFW but it's Sunday and if your working your a fucking sinner and will burn in hell. http://www.thefunny.org/easter.php

I'm just fucking around, I don't have strong faith in religion and overall do have some respect for those who do, I know you all need it and it helps people get through rough times. So Rock on with your faith my friends.

I think the possibility of us coming from Apes is more plausible than Adam and Eve.

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This is your second worst thread

The worst being your second last

where's the trolls?


didn't think so

later fuglies

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Now you do drugs?

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Nice one Yoshi you came back ,Para that page you linked is a spoof right? If it ain't the geezer that wrote it sure is mentally challenged. In fact the whole site looks like its been written by the retarded and I'm being serious.For myself I don't have a religion although I do believe there is an order to things and I'm a great believer in karma.If you want to see a good example of the hypocrisy of church goers watch all the small things on TV,(bbc1) Tuesday nights, its a really good show.http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pr...allthings.shtml

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My Mother-in-Law is almost violently Christian... her house has a cross over every door, pictures of Jesus and prayers up everywhere... its more like a church at times than a home. Still, at least she isnt one of those that tries to ram it down other peoples throats. Imo Jehovahs witness are the worst...

Best part of Easter this year is looking forward to watching all three parts of Back to Earth back to back tonight!

Any other Red Dwarf fans here?

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Happy Easter to all my fellow christian members.

Happy Candy Day to the rest of you evil fucks.

Gonna spend the day with my girl and the boys, Easter Bunny already stopped by the house. Dammit I thought we killed that fucker with a golf ball earlier this week:



Later tonight, after taking everyone back home, gonna watch the Passion again.

Wanna go to Easter Mass but unfortunately my 4 yo is a little disruptive and hates spending even 30 seconds in the nursery/kiddy area. He likes to be a part of whatever dad and his older brother are doing.

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Later tonight, after taking everyone back home, gonna watch the Passion again.

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Aahahahaaaa.... a mate's Facebook status and subsequent comments..

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Andy is very glad to have nailed the last London marathon training long run.

Dave
I really don't think this is the most appropriate weekend to use the verb "to nail", do you ?

Andy
I don't know. My feet probably hurt as much as his did.

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Well I'm just going to say "Happy Easter" I am a religious man and like today.

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Keester bunny

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Aahahahaaaa.... a mate's Facebook status and subsequent comments..

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Andy is very glad to have nailed the last London marathon training long run.

Dave
I really don't think this is the most appropriate weekend to use the verb "to nail", do you ?

Andy
I don't know. My feet probably hurt as much as his did.

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Where's Dwaggy with his "Dear live journal" comments when you need him.

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lol didn't think para could get more lame

I got laid this morning. Had my girl put on some bunny ears and hop.

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lol didn't think para could get more lame

I got laid this morning. Had my girl put on some bunny ears and hop.

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When you say girl, is the wink implied? We know your someones bitch, When you say bunny ears do you really mean bull horns? Oh wait wink.

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Para please keep your vcdq gay centered fan fiction of the boards.

Thank you.

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WTF is easter, damn where is the candy.

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OP = Gluttonous


EASTER SINNER

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I grew up in Church, but was never forced into it.

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So fuckers how was/is your Easter day going? What did you do?

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Plans kinda changed on the fly. Saturday morning watched LFC - don't look it up, I'm talking about real foot[i.e. played with the things the toes are attached to]ball[shepherical object and...errr...not much more to it really] - carry out a performance on Blackburn that was close to stopped by the UN for potential genocide, then watched scum squeeze another 3 points out against S'land, 5hrs in the pub, steamed, met the lass and spend til this morning eating, drinking, toking, and sweating at hers.

Back at mine now trying to sort out files across my HD's to burn off and/or delete. I'm moderately drunk and quite stoned. Having a lamb dinner at my mum's in a couple of hours, so time to lay off the weed. Then I'll come back to mine and get more stoned and maybe catch a couple of movies...have booked Tuesday off

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