see, that's all i was sayin... jesus titty-fucking christ you fans of this particular rip-off are fucking sensitive.

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Is there a Superhero that swoops down on forums and trolls them like a monstrous faggot? If you don't like a thread, move the fuck on... I get your point about Heroes and "other" Superheroes of the past, really I do, but you're just baiting the thread and you fucking know it.

Grow up for fucks sake, you're humiliating yourself.

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your words cut deeply into my soul. i'm a new man. i will change my ways. i would like to apologize to all who like this show. i truly am sorry for having pointed out anything that may hinder your viewing pleasure.

i had never seen this show until i saw this thread. when bartleby suggested i watch it (or get the fuck off his interwebs, kinda funny how "interwebs" belong to him), i did. i watched it and didn't like the rip-off-ishness. when i voiced my opinion, i was met with much dismay, as most of these ppl love this pos.


so let me get this straight; i can post on a thread only if i agree with what the poster is saying? sounds a lot like something else... what's it called? anyways, if that's the case then why do you open your big fucking mouth every time someone says something you disagree with. i would say it's because you feel you should be able to say what you want. i'm not trying to flame here, i'm trying to voice my point of view. if you don't like it, you can go back to wherever the fuck you came from and force your narrowmindedness on those poor saps. i'm from a country where you can say whatever you want (except yell 'fire" in a crowded theatre) because that's important to us. bill of rights, sir.

back on topic - i just watched the third episode and it is starting to develop, but i still can't help but hate the fucking rip-off factor. there are just too many similarities to ignore. apparently, i'm not allowed to list them here. it's a shame really, mostly because i thought that was what threads were for.

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You're trying to bait anyone you can in this thread and should stop. There is a difference from speaking your mind and trolling, and you are trolling. I seriously think you're smart enough to figure that out.

When you first signed up on this forum you weren't shadowing Ave?? (What number is he on now?) Now your nose is up his ass. You've turned into a troll just like Ave.

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I'd be interested to see Jay Are attempt to come up with some original heroe's.

They have to be interesting to watch and believable as well as completely original.

Lets here em then you first class Twat.

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if ave didn't fuck with me all the time i wouldn't fuck with it. hard to ignore something in your face 24/7.

how about a character that appeals to everyone equally? how is that even possible? i'm glad i asked.


jane is your average lesbian. having known the touch of a man and rejecting it for something much, much sweeter, she has lived with the decision for most of her adult life. all that is about to change.
max is a student at NYU. he has worked his way up from living in his car to living in his best friend's car, which has a back seat.
leaf is a man. not a great-looking man, but he does have a penis. leaf and jane have been best friends for years, mostly because he is bi and therefore is kinda girly. leaf decides one day to experiment with jane. after the explosion, leaf and jane are taken to the hospital; jane has only moments to live when leaf leans down and kisses her ass goodbye. jane begins to recover, now realizing how much she loves cock.


there you go. a superhero that can turn lesbians straight by kissing their ass.


edit:: this whole shits started cause i asked "wtf is heroes?". fuck you if you think i'm trolling - i seriously never saw this show before i read this fucking thread.

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A converted lesbian, how original. That's also not a superpower. I fail to see what you're getting at.

Whatever Ave.

It is easy to ignore a smelly twat like Ave.

Your new nickname is Wanna-B-Ave1

Anyway let's get back to talking about the show. Any new updates?

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no, it's a guy that has the power to convert lesbians simply by kissing their asses. jesus christ, at least read it. if you can't understand it, i will have neversoft explain it to you.


and no, they're all still on strike. guess you don't read the news either.

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Jay Are fails, attempted to cover his failure with a stupid attempt at humour.

You see cum breath, its not very easy to come up with brand new superheroes that are worth watching. You criticising Heroes for having flying, healing and psychic characters is like criticising 3:10 to Yuma for using unoriginal horses and hats.

Dick head.

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i'd watch it. luckily, since i'm an idiot that makes us the majority. yup, you'll see "lezistraightener" on NBC this fall.


and it wasn't humor, jackass. i came up with a better idea for a show than you ever will and it took like 3 minutes. i bet you've got something to say to that.

anyways, i won't need to be original. i can just dup someone else's awesome idea and just make it ok. then some dickchin like you can spend their time in a thread bashing ppl who call me a thief. in the end, i'll be rich because of snowballers like yourself. god bless america.


edit:: up to #5 now and i have to say it's just not any better than i thought it would be. someone better get naked or somethin cause this acting is worse than dennis leary's stand-up. but seriously folks, how much will it cost to get that blonde to do full frontal? i would move into my neighbor's sump pump if i could just catch a glimpse of that full, pert rack. seriously. sucks as an actress, so she'll prolly end up spit out the bottom of the porn industry, but not hot enough to make me not delete it. i'm gonna finish out the series in the hopes that you ppl know wtf you're talking about.


secondary edit:: i've been thinking about other titles for my show.
Butchbitcher
Dykebegone
Kiss of Freedom
The-guy-that-makes-you-straight
Kiss My Ass
Danger Sniffer
Threesome Fighter
Manreminder
Facial Discrepancy
Midnight Thunder
Clerks


PS I appreciate that you have an opinion and thank you for giving it to me.

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What about a guy who can cause people to evacuate their bowels instantaneously?

Or a fat slag who can manipulate gravity, effectively pinning people to the floor or making them float away, or even attracting them to her sweaty cleavage?

Or a pair of conjoined twins who can produce multicoloured farts to distract the enemy?

Or an Aboriginee who can help you locate lost socks and keys using the medium of tribal chants?



Fuck Stan Lee, vote for Neversoft!

P.S. JR... There's opinions and then there's trying to bait people. The really unlucky part for you is, the staff here get to choose which is which. This isn't a democracy

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i've noticed...


up to #9 now. hasn't been too terrible, but not as good as everyone has made it out to be. i think sylar has the right idea, but a bad haircut. just when you think he's finally gonna win that peter guy fucks the shit up. i think sylar's the good guy but you won't know it until like the end of the series or something.in any event, the cgi has been much better than i anticipated and that's always something.

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Bump....

Hell yeah Heroes is coming back on tonight.

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Fucking Yank TV, why do you put shit on through the summer and then overcrowd the schedules during autumn/winter?

Tuesday nights are gonna get busy with Prison Break, Terminator TSCC and now Heroes... Fuck it, I'll phone in sick at work every week, give myself time to watch everything

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Watched the new eps last night , they were fucking awesome.

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Agreed... I came three times, ate the cum, shat it out then came on the shit and ate that - IT WAS THAT GOOD!

ok, it wasn't that good, but it was damned good. Hopefully season 3 will make up for a slightly iffy season 2.

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back on topic - i just watched the third episode and it is starting to develop, but i still can't help but hate the fucking rip-off factor. there are just too many similarities to ignore. apparently, i'm not allowed to list them here. it's a shame really, mostly because i thought that was what threads were for.

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Well, it looks like season 3 is going to rip off the X-Men so bad it hurts


YAY, DOUBLE POST \o/

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I loved the first series but to be honest not sure about this third series at all.

It's all over the place in these first two episodes.

Personally think the writers are trying to be too clever.
Justifying their strike no doubt.

Maybe it'll pick up and i hope it does but at the moment it's a head fuck.
Might wait for the whole series to finish then watch it.

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