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Neversoft
May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
I beg to differ Neversoft. The last time my wife sneezed while we were otherwise engaged, it felt like my member was being mutilated! Is there another way to enjoy this with out having the feeling of your schlong being cut in two?
Well, she would exert less pressure with her sphincter, so I guess you could fuck her in the arse... You have an excuse now!

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Neversoft
May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by BlueSoulJah
Neversoft,

I have that button, but don't know if you have to set the blower a certain way, the temperature a certain way or the level of the blower (it's how it works in a mate's volvo). If you could scan it, then that would be awesome.

Cheers.

No... You have the A/C on and off button and the numbered dial - so long as the dial aint on 0, you're rosy. To test it, put it on 4 with the A/C button off. Wait. Then turn the A/C on, within minutes it should be dramatically colder - unless it's fucked.

The guy will have a look for the manual, otherwise I'll photograph the fucking dash and draw diagrams on it but my "expert" says the above is all there is to it... It's very basic A/C.

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The CandyMan
Dec 2002


It's love baby!

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Well, she would exert less pressure with her sphincter, so I guess you could fuck her in the arse... You have an excuse now!


Cool, I'll try it tonight, but if she slaps me again, can I blame it on you?!?!

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Neversoft
May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Cool, I'll try it tonight, but if she slaps me again, can I blame it on you?!?!
No... but I can point you towards a good supply of Rohypnol.

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Mother
Aug 2003


Bitter, miserable twat.

Neversoft, I've heard that there's a spoof trailer of The Sound of Music that makes the film out to be a horror. The von Trapp kids are made out to be undead zombies or demonically possessed or something. Find it for me.

Here's some more spoof trailers:
Titanic II
10 Things I Hate About Commandments
The Shining (comedy)
Must Love Jaws
Brokeback to the Future

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lmao2k
Aug 2005


I'm gay

quote:
Originally posted by Mother
Neversoft, I've heard that there's a spoof trailer of The Sound of Music that makes the film out to be a horror. The von Trapp kids are made out to be undead zombies or demonically possessed or something. Find it for me.

Here's some more spoof trailers:
Titanic II
10 Things I Hate About Commandments
The Shining (comedy)
Must Love Jaws
Brokeback to the Future



Bloody good spoofs there. Some of those story lines seem better than the originals

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doctor zoidy
Jun 2003


mod? no! asshole? yes!

Sleepless in Seattle Suspense Horror

West Side Story Zombie Horror
Fast and the Curious

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Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

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Read zoidys comment for clarification.

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Neversoft
May 2002


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Fuck off... I'm going on holiday \o/

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lmao2k
Aug 2005


I'm gay

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Fuck off... I'm going on holiday \o/


Dear Neversoft,

Where are you off on holiday to?

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Dwaggy
Sep 2001


hehe hi ;-)

This thread is pretty big heh!

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David Cameron
Nov 2005


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quote:
Originally posted by Dwaggy
This thread is pretty big heh!



Neversofts wisdom is boundless

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Jul 2005


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quote:
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Fast and the Curious


that was great

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David Cameron
Nov 2005


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Dear Neversoft

What are the bounds of your wisdom

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Neversoft
May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by lmao2k
Dear Neversoft,

Where are you off on holiday to?

Spain

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Neversoft
May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by Dwaggy
This thread is pretty big heh!
Yes, yes it is

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Neversoft
May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
Dear Neversoft

What are the bounds of your wisdom

I don't know, but I suspect it's infinite.

I'm flying in a few hours ladies, pray for me, pray that I don't get flown into the side of Buckingham Palace by Jihadists

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Sin
Jul 2005


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quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
I don't know, but I suspect it's infinite.

I'm flying in a few hours ladies, pray for me, pray that I don't get flown into the side of Buckingham Palace by Jihadists



Ill call up all my darkie friends and tell them to not blow up any planes tonight.

You owe me!

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cobalt
Jun 2003


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Dear Neversoft,

Could you go forth to the gem filled mine of knowledge and find for the instructions for putting together a "Predator" full suspension mountain bike made by a company called Emmelle?

Yours truly,
Bikeless from UK

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Arthur Daily
Feb 2004


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Dear Neversoft (or anyone)

When i boot by PC, Windows starts but stops at the "click on User account" screen.
You know, Like when there's more than one account on windows.

But there isnt, there just me,

(billy no mates)



How can i fix it, so that windows starts without me having to click on ADMINISTRATOR, at the welcome screen?

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fatfecker
Aug 2004


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quote:
Originally posted by Arthur Daily
How can i fix it, so that windows starts without me having to click on ADMINISTRATOR, at the welcome screen?

Start-settings-control panel
User Accounts
Change the way users log on or off
Untick use the Welcome screen

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