thanks socks but how do i actually buy the thing?
and it's for a car, how the fuck do I fit a car in my suitcase?

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Dear Neversoft,

After having a big blowout with the parents I've finally moved out and have been staying at a friends. For the past month inbetween going to the bar and making various drug runs we have gone through what we think is every good, and most shitty movies ever made on a downloading frenzy. I need a list of flicks to look through of good yet obscure movies to grab, and possibly a job if you're hiring.

- punzada

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Start with movies beginning with "A..." and work from there - either that or read a little-known website called VCDQuality.com for viewing tips

If you don't fancy watching a movie, try a power-wank or a nice, relaxing poo.

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dear neversoft

ive recently started getting this error message pop up on my screen saying

the file or directory C:\$extend\$objId is corrupt and unreadable please run the chkdsk utility

start/run/chkdsk is what i did and i still get the message wtf i going on ? this is what the little shit looks like

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dear neversoft

ive recently started getting this error message pop up on my screen saying

the file or directory C:\$extend\$objId is corrupt and unreadable please run the chkdsk utility

start/run/chkdsk is what i did and i still get the message wtf i going on ? this is what the little shit looks like

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It could be indicative of at least two serious issues I'm afraid, and possibly if you're lucky, something minor instead...

I believe $extend is a "hidden" portion of the NTFS filing system and as such, it's often used by Trojan's, Viruses and Rootkits or but it's also vital to your file system (it's used to internally reference the links between files and their physical location on the drive, I think) and could indicate that your C: drive is monumentally stuffed

1. Grab a copy of Rootkit Revealer and HijackThis and give your PC the once-over for weird looking crap... Especially things in HijackThis that reference that hidden area.

2. Open a command prompt and do a "chkdsk /f c:" not just a chkdsk - the "/f" parameter attempts to fix any errors.

3. Scan the drive with a 3rd-party disk checking utility like the one in Norton Systemworks or TuneUp Utilities.

If you stuggle with RKR or Hijackthis, post the results here and I'll have a look. Otherwise, if you reckon your PC is clean and the chkdsk still fails, you'd probably be better off backing-up any important stuff, reformatting that drive and reinstalling Windows.

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i get that error everytime i open a program i have no idea what im doing so i thought id post it in the hope you can help me below is the rootkit revealer and what chkdsk says
cheers for the help so far neversoft

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oh yeah hi jack this comes up with loads of crap

do you think i might just have to install window again ?

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There's some weird-sounding stuff in there but the only spyware-specific one I can spot is the reference(s) to dlp.dll which you should remove. Most of the other stuff appears to be a total mishmash of software including stuff for your Fuji camera... In other words, your Windows startup is pretty messy, probably slowing your PC down (a lot) and probably a reason for it acting weird. Messenger Plus also comes packaged with Spyware, avoid it.

My best advice is to launch a barrage of Anti Spyware tools at that bastard... Create a system restore point then - Start scanning with Windows Defender, move to Spybot Search and Destroy and finally AdAware. Once you've finished all that, scan your registry for invalid references, you may already have Registry Mechanic (it comes with PC Tools which you have installed, I think) or you could grab TuneUp Utilities 2006 if you want something beefier.

... Bottom line is, I can't see any obvious spyware but you may be having "hangover" from a previous "malware" infestation.

... Also, allow chkdsk to run next time you reboot by selecting "Y"

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It has been pointed out that I *really* don't know anything about cars and I'm totally wrong on this answer. After consulting an "expert" I am advising the following:

Buy an Alfa Romeo and pray it doesn't break cos the dealer network is shite. The Focus is technically cheap but is negated by the fact that the driving position is crap and they're built like shit and break a lot (although the spares are cheap).

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Numerous people have pointed out that I obviously know nothing about cars and neither did my "expert"

My new advice is to check on www.topgayer.com

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Rarely do i power down the PC but the last 2 days its been off.
Switched it on today and it looks like its almost lost one of the HD's.

i switched it to 'Active' thinking that may help but it didnt.
As you can see its lost the NTSF bit ???

Is it fucked, can i just do a few clicks and its fixed or do i need to try n recover the Data?




edit: ok now i see this could have gone in the 'ask neversoft thred' woops.

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Arthur... Open up a command prompt and type:

"chkdsk /f e:" and if it wants you to, reboot and let the chkdsk run (chances are, it wont want to reboot)...

... You OS not knowing what file system a drive is using isn't a good thing, you may find yourself rescuing as much as you can off that drive before fully formatting it.

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hummmm,

didnt work i think.
What could have caused this? all i did was leave it off for 2 days lol
Anyone recomend a good recovery app

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me thinks that should be "chkdsk e: /r"
might take a bit of time, but also if you have a copy of hiren's boot disk, and if you dont you should have one, boot from that and run HDD Regenerator on the drive, will also correct any bad sectors...

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fixed it now.

Onto Problem 2


Is there a feckin 3rd party app for ipod so i can use Drag n Drop ffs?
My Daughter is doing me head in and i cant get along with this ipod software bollox

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Is there a feckin 3rd party app for ipod so i can use Drag n Drop ffs?

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Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

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/me points at the thread title

There's also lots of free iPod stuff Arthur, including a nice WinAmp plugin so you can export WA playlists and stuff from the library straight to the iPod - have a look on www.sourceforge.org

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/me points to his own massive penis

anything you can do i can do better!

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Dear Neversoft,

I'm a 23 yr old man with a receding hairline... do you have any natural methods of slowing down the hair loss and/or bringing back my self esteem?

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Dear Neversoft,

I'm a 23 yr old man with a receding hairline... do you have any natural methods of slowing down the hair loss and/or bringing back my self esteem?

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I suspected that I was receeding a few years ago so I opted to beat the fucker to the punch and shaved it all off... Now, several years later I've grown it again and I'm NOT receeding. Now, I'm not saying that shaving your hair prevents hair loss, but erm... Just shave your head, ok?

As for your self esteem, the best thing I could suggest is that you break all your mirrors

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