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I'm wanking myself off right now... Fancy a go? Use two hands though sweet-cheeks!

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Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

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i've got two on the wood while a pair of my wife's students are kneading the package waiting with open mouth to accept my present...

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Didn't you say before your girls students were 12 y/o or something? PEDO!!

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nope, highschool... 17-18, some 16

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Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

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nope, highschool... 17-18, some 16

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Oh mighty neversoft answer me this.....

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I recently moved to Tampa Bay, FL and im on the hunt for a job. Am i screwing myself by filling out all my job applications in red ink? And for the few instances i have gotten interviews i get my urine tested for drugs, being a chronic-chronic smoker i always fail. With this said, should i power wank in the cup before or after the urine?

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Originally posted by VOorheES-ToUcH
I recently moved to Tampa Bay, FL and im on the hunt for a job. Am i screwing myself by filling out all my job applications in red ink? And for the few instances i have gotten interviews i get my urine tested for drugs, being a chronic-chronic smoker i always fail. With this said, should i power wank in the cup before or after the urine?

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Hmmmm... Is that what it's like in the "Land of the Free" - all employers give you a drug test before you can get a job? Cunts If you need to power-wank before, during or after a drugs test, I'd suggest doing it before as pissing with a hard-on can leave you drenched from head-to-toe. So empty your nuts then take the uring test.

You could also try abstaining for about a month, to get the THC out of your system or look online for any tips/advice on flushing your system or beating the test - or simply get a relative (another bloke, you don't want too many female hormones in it!) to piss in a small coke bottle or something and take that in with you as a substitute

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Dear Neversoft, please give me a comprehensive list of items to take to University by the end of September.

Currently I have a phone and need a laptop to buy (asus w3j or v1j with merom core)

so what else?

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neversoft, how come girls dont "understand " me?>

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Dear Neversoft, please give me a comprehensive list of items to take to University by the end of September.

Currently I have a phone and need a laptop to buy (asus w3j or v1j with merom core)

so what else?

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neversoft, how come girls dont "understand " me?>

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Dear Neversoft,

Why does drinking steaming hot coffee make you want to poop?

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Dear Neversoft,

Why does drinking steaming hot coffee make you want to poop?

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lol, reminds me of a question i wanted to ask... Why is it the first line of coke ya take ya always wanna have a shite ( maybe it's being cut with a laxative )

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lol, reminds me of a question i wanted to ask... Why is it the first line of coke ya take ya always wanna have a shite ( maybe it's being cut with a laxative )

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I'm looking for a new mobile phone.
I want it to be able to run Sat Nav software, be a flip phone, cost no more than £150, it's to be pay as you go and my network is Vodafone.
What can you recommend?

P.S. What about the mini fridge?

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Dear neversoft.

Can you find my any cheats for
Gangs of London
on the psp?


EDIT:

Also (and this is a fucking 99% impossible one)

I'm looking for a old 1990s track called "children's Storys"
it was sort of Techno or house or hardcore (you know the score)

if you found the label or any more info, you will be on my crimbo card list for sure

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Dear Neversoft,

Why does drinking steaming hot coffee make you want to poop?

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It's not really the fact that it's steaming, it's because Coffee has laxative and diuretic effects. Now, imagine you've been in bed all night "baking a loaf" in your sleep (so to speak) then you wake up and have one in the chute without realising. Next, you get to work, have a coffee and thats the final nudge that you need to pop-out a hot log

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lol, reminds me of a question i wanted to ask... Why is it the first line of coke ya take ya always wanna have a shite ( maybe it's being cut with a laxative )

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This doesn't happen to me tbh but Charlie plays havoc with your guts in general... It's a drug, see? It's like asking "Why does Speed make your cock shrivel?" IT JUST FUCKING DOES

PRO-TIP: The come-down from Speed/Whizz is an excellent opportunity to practise power-wanking.

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Originally posted by Takkouri
I'm looking for a new mobile phone.
I want it to be able to run Sat Nav software, be a flip phone, cost no more than £150, it's to be pay as you go and my network is Vodafone.
What can you recommend?

P.S. What about the mini fridge?

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Dear neversoft.

Can you find my any cheats for
Gangs of London
on the psp?


EDIT:

Also (and this is a fucking 99% impossible one)

I'm looking for a old 1990s track called "children's Storys"
it was sort of Techno or house or hardcore (you know the score)

if you found the label or any more info, you will be on my crimbo card list for sure

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No Gangs of London cheats yet (it's not "officially" out yet so the publisher wont have released the codes... That's right, publishers release the codes, people don't simply guess that you should press "XXYXYXYXYYYYXYXYXYYXYXYXYXYYYXYXYXYXYXYXYXXXYX" to get some infinite lives cack )

As for your second question, I eat "impossible" for fucking breakfast... BEHOLD!!

Label: Phuture Trax Promotions
Catalog#: CF 001
Format: 12"
Country: UK
Released: 1992
Genre: Electronic
Style: Breakbeat, Techno

Tracklisting:
A1 The Chocolate Factory
A2 Factory Mix
B1 Bionic
B2 Bionic Breakdown

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