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Neversoft
May 2002


Admin?

In my defence, that Acrylic paint plays havoc with your "bits" - it shrinks as it dries, thus deforming my beautifully pert butt*

















*ok my arse looks like a smashed crab, fuck off and leave me alone

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punzada
Feb 2004


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and just went i thought i had neversoft figured out...something from left field....or would this be from right field? all i know is this shit is scarey.

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Neversoft
May 2002


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Fucking Yanks... Left field? Right Field? What you talkin' about Willis?

I can't see the problem with me displaying my painted arse to the forum... It's still better looking that Princessdarks mugshot (and less hairy than Shns tits). Personally I think my shitter is a fucking good canvas!!

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Robert Jones
Apr 2003


cuntface

quote:
Originally posted by vampire999
Fucking outstanding. I've simultaneously managed to laugh beer out of my nose, fart and pee a little at the same time.


my granny used to tell me that if you sneezed and farted at the same time you would do a back flip. Can anyone confirm this?

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Pickles
Jun 2004

Registered

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
But why is he clenching u ask? To hide his widened and loose walnutvalve

folks it looks like we have a winner for ban idol II

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Lord_Gandalf
Aug 2001


Living in a snow hut

hahahahaa... this is the single best post I've ever seen on any forum. I can't stop laughing in my office.

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baha
Dec 2004


www.pandora.com/

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
*ok my arse looks like a smashed crab, fuck off and leave me alone
no it does not! it's a thing of great beauty. it's truly a glorious and wonderful bottom...so firm...so pert...so thoroughly delectable...i'd like to lick peach flavoured ice cream off it...

please PM me your postal address so i can send the boxer shorts i soiled as soon as i saw your rear-entry invitation (andf the 3 jism soaked tissues that are now sat next to my keyboard).

i'd heard about finding love on the internet but never thought it'd happen to me.

yours,

smitten


(ps: is my interface all pink now as a sign of our true love?)

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baha
Dec 2004


www.pandora.com/

damn! shot my load again. make that 4 tissues.

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jko`matik
Oct 2004


Do you have any special skills?

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my granny used to tell me that if you sneezed and farted at the same time you would do a back flip. Can anyone confirm this?


all i know is your eyes pop out if you leave em open when sneezing.
you might manage to slip on them and do a backflip, so no farting needed.

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Neversoft
May 2002


Admin?

Thanks everybody for your kind words regarding my arse! For those of you who have said nasty things about my painted buttocks - next time it's my plums!!

Oh, and you can't sneeze with your eyes open, nor do you sneeze at 200mph (or whatever the speed is supposed to be).

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jko`matik
Oct 2004


Do you have any special skills?

quote:
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Oh, and you can't sneeze with your eyes open


you can with one of these:

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Neversoft
May 2002


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Your eyes still wouldn't pop out!! Anyway, can we get back to discussing how great my ass is?

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Lord_Gandalf
Aug 2001


Living in a snow hut
Re: Baha sucks cock!

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Oh yes, yes he fucking does

After a bit of name calling in another thread, my girlfriend had no option but to reply to Baha's vicious comments... To that end, I present to you, her response painted in glorious technicolour on my arse!

BAHA... YOU SUCK COCK



Is anyone else confused as me? Neversoft + Girlfriend?

I wonder if she let's the dog lick peanut butter from her ass too.

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Neversoft
May 2002


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Easy tiger!! FUCK KNOWS what she'll want to paint next but I suspect it might say "Lord Gandalf Blows Goats"

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Lord_Gandalf
Aug 2001


Living in a snow hut

..I'm sure my gf would top it.


EDIT: I take that back.

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baha
Dec 2004


www.pandora.com/

ok, i'm stuck with NS's arse as my av...that's cool cos i've kind of grown attached to it ...but can someone change my vibrant pink interface back to normal please? cos there's no way i can convince anyone in my open plan office i'm looking at a work related site...and will mean i'll have to abandon vcdq if it risks my job to visit the site

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Dwaggy
Sep 2001


hehe hi ;-)

hope you like the black one

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Neversoft
May 2002


Admin?

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Can u paint it on her arse instead? oh, and tell her not to clench so we can see all
Nope, sorry... Tis all mine (I'm a selfish bastard, see?)

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punzada
Feb 2004


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quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Nope, sorry... Tis all mine (I'm a selfish bastard, see?)


lets see what this slag looks like, everyone knows people with artistic talent of any kind aren't good looking.

::EDIT:: Play nice and stick to insulting me or your account will end up looking like my ringpiece (Double standards? You fucking betcha!) - Neversoft ::

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Vampire
Jan 2005


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...that's true, I'm shit at anything artistic!

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