svenbob
Jun 2002
 Chronic Gulp™ Addict
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yeah, first couple times i was in there... few guys were dicks... just get over it.. theres dicks in real life, same on the net. Just hang out for more then 20 mins... and they'll get over it... now im +v because i spend more time there than a asian hooker at a retirement home.
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One time, my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news, it was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week he did it again, different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room! So I run into him a week later in the mall and he’s buying another cat and I says to ‘em "Jesus Walt, what are you doing? You know your just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don’t you knock it off?" And he says to me "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy....
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