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Originally posted by The CandyMan
Heard this on the Bob and Tom Show the other morning whilst dropping off my 5 yo at school:

Comedian (can't remember his name):I'm dating a girl that's 15 years younger than me. You know what that makes me?
Bob and Tom: No, what?
Comedian: A f'ning genius!

So true so true...

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Yea, the comedian was talking about dating your 5 y/o daughter, you jealous?

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Originally posted by Spetz
Ekno ,which movie is that?

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Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Yea, the comedian was talking about dating your 5 y/o daughter, you jealous?

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So when does your club tour start? I'm assuming you don't use your real name but rather a stage name with paedo in there somewhere!

Of course I've got it beat with 19 years difference.

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Of course I've got it beat with 19 years difference. ]

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It doesn't count if she has a face like a salmon poachers maggot bag... Nobody her age would have her so her best bet is to find some poor, ugly, overweight sap who's having a mid-life crisis...

... Not referring to you though bud, you probably look like Brad Pitt

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Nope, more like Brad Pitts' older, better looking brother. Or so I've been told.

I wonder that too NS, but she has a very cute face, I wouldn't say gorgeous but pretty enough. And she does have a hot body (like I didn't notice that all my buddies have to tell me!) If one of my "friends" ask if he can hit that one more time I'm gonna pull his fuckin scrotum up through his nostrils. Seems she just likes older men, her maturity level is much higher than the average 21 yo female, and she has no interest in the younger men that hit on her (I've talked to a few myself who had to be "set straight") as she is turn off by their immature nature. As proven time and time again by our "younger" members on this fine forum board.

And fuck all, I'm enjoying the "ride" every fuckin minute so who can blame me? And yes I am going through a mid-life crisis, but the first step on the road to recovery is admiting you have a problem in the first place.

BTW, I'm a fuckin genius!

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BTW, I'm a borderline paedophile!

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just pretend i said something smart and funny...

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Jay are puts thread back on track... well done !

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Add your "damn son she's Fine" pictures here.

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Originally posted by Munson
fat cunt pig. disgusting

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Ok homo. Now go back to looking at pics of brad pitt.

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What the fuck is wrong with you faggots, you keep posting standard girls, post someone spectacular. The shit you have been posting so far is fucking average!


Here is another fine piece of pussy:

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What the fuck is wrong with you faggots, you keep posting standard girls, post someone spectacular. The shit you have been posting so far is fucking average!


Here is another fine piece of pussy:

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Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

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Originally posted by doctor zoidy
how can you tell? all you can see is her face... and what you can see of her body looks like a 12 year old boy.

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Closet-homo-pedo in here sry I can't relate to a 12 year old boy. What have u been smoking?

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her body is lacking in curves, the things that make a woman.

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Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

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Originally posted by doctor zoidy
her body is lacking in curves, the things that make a woman.

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She is still fuckable, and HOT! She is a proof that you don't need curves to be fine! And she is elastic, just look at her skin, men aren't elastic.

Oh here is a curve for you

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now THAT'S a nice pic

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now THAT'S a nice pic

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