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David Cameron
Nov 2005

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The fountain didn't make my shit list because it was so shit I didn't think it was even worth mentioning, ranks in shitness alongside 'Alone in the Dark' or anything made by Uwe Boll for that matter. Utter cack that disappeared up its own arse about a second after the Warner Brothers logo left the screen.

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vanzans
Oct 2007

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We agree for once cupid...you can stop calling me a twat now.

:cries: please stop calling me a twat

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HoldDaSalad
Nov 2002

aka parasiticgannon

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Originally posted by vanzans
The Fountain is generally accepted to be a mess and a turkey. Love the music though

A mess? I think not, The only people who have stated it's a mess is people who don't understand the movie.

That was one of the problems when it came out in the cinema people didn't understand it. The plot is linear, a-b, I don't understand what is so hard to understand about this movie.

Alongside from a brilliant story, It's visually fantastic.

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Lord_Gandalf
Aug 2001

Living in a snow hut

You should be banned from watching movies by putting 300 & superbad on the list.

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David Cameron
Nov 2005

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quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
The plot is linear, a-b, I don't understand what is so hard to understand about this movie.

Alongside from a brilliant story, It's visually fantastic.

Nothing was hard to understand about it. I understood it just fine... it was shit, self indulgent, so desperate to be considered art-house it belongs in Tony Hart's gallery and liked only by dumb fuckwits that think they understood something that other people didn't.

In case you didn't understand my point, The Fountain was shite.

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HoldDaSalad
Nov 2002

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Nothing was hard to understand about it. I understood it just fine... it was shit, self indulgent, so desperate to be considered art-house it belongs in Tony Hart's gallery and liked only by dumb fuckwits that think they understood something that other people didn't.

In case you didn't understand my point, The Fountain was shite. [B]

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300 rocked

Stardust wasn't bad.

You're point is heard loud and clear, you have no taste.

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David Cameron
Nov 2005

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I've heard of neither The 300 or Stardust being booed at their premieres. Unlike The Fountain of shit which was roundly booed at its Venice Film Festival premiere.

The daft cunt spent 6 years making it, blew £18 million real pounds and struggled to find a mug dumb enough to distribute it. Add to that the humiliation of being one of the only movies to get booed by movie critics at its premiere and what you should arrive at is a very simple conclusion... The Fountain sucked ass.

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pHo
Oct 2001

pjeer?

Even being in 3D couldn't save Beowulf. They were charging $16 to see it here, thank god I have a cinema pass.

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monty23
Feb 2005

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quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt The daft cunt spent 6 years making it, blew £18 million real pounds and struggled to find a mug dumb enough to distribute it. Add to that the humiliation of being one of the only movies to get booed by movie critics at its premiere and what you should arrive at is a very simple conclusion... The Fountain sucked ass.

Having just looked at the Best of 07 thread i now understand why you didn't like The Fountain.

FFS Straightheads???

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David Cameron
Nov 2005

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Monty, adults are talking, kindly shut the fuck up.

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HoldDaSalad
Nov 2002

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Having just looked at the Best of 07 thread i now understand why you didn't like The Fountain.

FFS Straightheads???

lol, I just find it funny he has 300 and Transformers in his top 2. what the fuck is straightheads?

300 wasn't a good movie. It was way overhyped.

Stardust probably wasn't a bad movie, I just couldn't stand it. It wasn't meant to be an oscar contender. I'm not really into chick flicks.

I'm sorry I'm not a mindless drone like most americans. I like my movies to have a plot.

Well cupid I can honestly say you don't have larry the cable guy in your top 10. lol. I've seen people tell me how good his health inspector movie was. I was forced into watching that, I was ready to pull my hair out. which is maybe why I don't have hair now. hmmmm.

Oh did I mention how overhyped 300 was?

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Dec 2007

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300 was overhyped, true. Sure, everyone is tired of geeky shitheads repeating the one-liners, but if you compare it to other overhyped action movies like

Godzilla
The Hulk

You see how mind bogglingly terrible it could have been.

if you want a shit movie try watching Alien vs. Predator

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bartleby
Jul 2005

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300 wasn't a good movie. It was way overhyped.

You're the weakest link , goodbye.

Cupid is right , 300 was an awesome movie.

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petrocs
May 2002

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Worst movie of 07...Epic Movie...THE END

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bartleby
Jul 2005

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Worst movie of 07...Epic Movie...THE END

I'd have to agree , that was fucking garbage.

Im thinking their second movie meet the spartans will be pants too.

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danimal39
Jul 2004

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quote:
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Worst movie of 07...Epic Movie...THE END

forgot about that one Petrocs, couldn't even finish watching it was so bad.

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HoldDaSalad
Nov 2002

aka parasiticgannon

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Originally posted by bartleby
You're the weakest link , goodbye.

Cupid is right , 300 was an awesome movie.

Your opinion just became shit.

Epic Movie? Why in the hell would anyone watch that? I'm sure the reviews were horrible. I wouldn't put myself through that torture.

I think I just found the worst movie of '08. This is laughable. 0% and 50 reviews. This is to fuckin funny.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/one_missed_call/

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MrEMann
Oct 2004

The One, The Only

OK, just out of morbid curiosity:

Who here has actually READ Beowolf? Ok, trick question, I know.

Who has seen the movie with Christopher Lambert? If you have, you know just how wonderful last years was.

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HoldDaSalad
Nov 2002

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OK, just out of morbid curiosity:

Who here has actually READ Beowolf? Ok, trick question, I know.

Who has seen the movie with Christopher Lambert? If you have, you know just how wonderful last years was.

My girl has read the story, Does that count? She says the original story was fantastic, She also liked the new movie.

I have heard of the Lambert version but decided not to torture myself with it.

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David Cameron
Nov 2005

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lol, I just find it funny he has 300 and Transformers in his top 2.

I find it funny that you don't know what 'in no particular order' means.

I also find it hilarious that you like The Fountain and claim to be straight.

Epic Movie, I watched about 5 minutes of it, total dog shit. Movies like that are why God invented movie pirates, if I had paid any kind of money to watch that I would have had to kill someone to balance my chi

I read Beowulf in junior school, the whole class had to read it, not sure how it found itself on to the school curriculum but it did. Beowulf and Stig of the Dump were my 2 favourite books as a kid. I liked the movie, wish i'd watched it in 3d.

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