__________________ zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal ) looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]
Next time you have a shit, take a picture and post it in this thread. In two weeks time we'll have a vote on who's shit is the most impressive. There's only one rule - It must be your turd!
I doubt there will be any prizes involved but maybe we could afford to get you some Immodium or Ex-Lax, depending on the state of your dumps. There are no winning criteria, we just want the most visually striking; be it size, quantity, texture, colour or outright nastiness... WE NEED YOUR SHITS!
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quote:Originally posted by Neversoft Here's a forum "competition" for you cunts...
Next time you have a shit, take a picture and post it in this thread. In two weeks time we'll have a vote on who's shit is the most impressive. There's only one rule - It must be your turd!
I doubt there will be any prizes involved but maybe we could afford to get you some Immodium or Ex-Lax, depending on the state of your dumps. There are no winning criteria, we just want the most visually striking; be it size, quantity, texture, colour or outright nastiness... WE NEED YOUR SHITS!
To be honest, if I'm suspicious I'll just Google for "pictures of shit" and if your picture appears in the results, I'll delete it. I'm sure the other forum members will quickly "out" cheats anyway
Besides, surely it's more fun to photograph your own fetid detritus than to search through pictures of others... Isn't it?
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Here's one I turned out when I got back from work just now. It's not a biggie but I did get some nice slug-trails down the back of the bowl and I finished off by pissing on it... The most exciting part has to be taking the pic and keeping your butt-cheeks apart, although this particular dump was quite a "clean" greasy one:
Neversoft has attached this image:
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quote:Originally posted by LostInAHazeOfMyself This is going to be stomach churning. Should be post our vomit too? Maybe the puss that comes out of some of our STD covered shafts?
It can't be any worse than the pic of Candymans Mrs's twat. I'd much rather see more pics of Neversofts crap than look at that again.
I'm going to eat a dozen pickled onions soaked in chilli, a couple of hot pepperamis, a nice spicy Pizza Express "Sloppy Guiseppe" pizza and drink four cans of Scrumpy Jack tomorrow morning in preparation for this. I'm going to lay down some bog paper for the foundation (so the crap doesn't disappear down the u-bend), open my guts and then spaff over the crap to make a nice shitcum sundae.
I am pissed though so may change my mind tomorrow morning.
now this is vcdq at its best....welcome back boys.....that x69 overhaul is working already
__________________ zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal ) looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]
I clearly have a phobia about shitting "in public" seeing as I've not had a dump since the competition was announced. I've had the pickled onions, I've had the peperami, I've had the Scrumpy (and Stella and red wine) but substituted the pizza for a lasagne (topped with Tabasco sauce though) and still nothing.
03-26-2008 11:24 PM
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