Eever see any of the old Olympics when the east Germans were on the juice? those swimmers were some manly bitches.

i wish they could still hit the juice. just to see the grotesque freaks it would spawn.

I've heard that Beijing smells worse than Taiwan. Imagine standing outside the arena, waiting for a rice bowl, with rice turds zooming by via the shit trench beneath your feet. Ahhh.

I'm gonna go take a shit and pretend I'm there.

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The olympics are shit since I was a kid.
Too many people getting World Records this year, seems an unreasonable amount some times.


And I thought we were out of the Steroid Era.

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i don't think Phelps is all that special. He is a good swimmer, thats all.

Having the most medals does not make him the best Olympian its just a reflection on the ease of his sport and exposes the ability of contestants to capitalise on variations of the same thing.

They should have it like Track games, 100 metres sprint, do it however the fuck you want, just get there as fast as you can.

You don't see track stars requesting a

100 Metre sprint
100 Metre sprint - running backwards.
100 Metre sprint - waving arms about.


Its a farce I tell ya and not at all surprising that the the previous record Gold medal haul at an Olympic games was 7 Gold medals, BY ANOTHER FUCKING SWIMMER, doesn't that tell you somehing? I mean for fucks sake, even an ugly British woman (19 years old and I wouldn't) can rake in 2 golds from swimming. Easy.

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i don't think Phelps is all that special. He is a good swimmer, thats all.

Having the most medals does not make him the best Olympian its just a reflection on the ease of his sport and exposes the ability of contestants to capitalise on variations of the same thing.

They should have it like Track games, 100 metres sprint, do it however the fuck you want, just get there as fast as you can.

You don't see track stars requesting a

100 Metre sprint
100 Metre sprint - running backwards.
100 Metre sprint - waving arms about.


Its a farce I tell ya and not at all surprising that the the previous record Gold medal haul at an Olympic games was 7 Gold medals, BY ANOTHER FUCKING SWIMMER, doesn't that tell you somehing? I mean for fucks sake, even an ugly British woman (19 years old and I wouldn't) can rake in 2 golds from swimming. Easy.

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No joke. I stand by argument.

200m freestyle
200m butterfly
200m medley.

Doing the same fucking thing but doing it in different ways. It's swimming 200 metres, thats it, get on with it. Ok we get it, you can swim fast, pick the fastest way to do it and stick with it. Swimming on your back is not as fucking fast as swimming on your fucking front so stop insisting on fucking doing it and making other people fucking do it to see who is the fastest at doing it in a way that is slower than the other fucking way you just did it. You fucking medal whoring cretin.

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No joke. I stand by argument.

200m freestyle
200m butterfly
200m medley.

Doing the same fucking thing but doing it in different ways. It's swimming 200 metres, thats it, get on with it. Ok we get it, you can swim fast, pick the fastest way to do it and stick with it. Swimming on your back is not as fucking fast as swimming on your fucking front so stop insisting on fucking doing it and making other people fucking do it to see who is the fastest at doing it in a way that is slower than the other fucking way you just did it. You fucking medal whoring cretin.

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It just doesn't seem logical to me to do the same event 3 times and expecting 3 gold medals for doing it.

Different swimming strokes should be considered different techniques, not different events. You don't see high jumpers jumping as high as they can in one event, then lowering the bar to see who can jump the highest with one leg tied behind their back. Then demanding another gold medal for jumping a lower height but doing it in a different way.

Farcical aquatic ceremony.

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I guess the Brits should be like the Mongolians and rival with glee for the first ever gold medal, lol.

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Medal table looking even better now. Still a couple more golds to come for GB in the Cycling.

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No answer in this thread about GB's ownerness??

Maybe it's because you Yanks realise Phelps gold medals are bogus and without his 8 medals USA would be 3rd in the table... BEHIND GB lol. USA haven't been allowed to abuse steroids this year, neither have Russia, it's very telling.

Oh, and I am no longer ruling out Phelps swim whore medals, I am claiming them for Britain instead.


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And that goes for ALL of Australia's medals as well. Anglo's feck all. I'm drunk and bored.

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No answer in this thread about GB's ownerness??

Maybe it's because you Yanks realise Phelps gold medals are bogus and without his 8 medals USA would be 3rd in the table... BEHIND GB lol. USA haven't been allowed to abuse steroids this year, neither have Russia, it's very telling.

Oh, and I am no longer ruling out Phelps swim whore medals, I am claiming them for Britain instead.


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Great Britain got a Bronze on the pummle horse.
Alicia Sacramone is the one who got cheated on the Vault by the Chinese.

We got Silver and Bronze on the floor exercise and the Romanian deserved the GOLD, and she got it.

I'm always gonna root for the U.S.A. I think all these athletes are amazing though,

I hate seeing any country booed, I think politics should be set aside for this.

Candyman how can you be cathing the highlights and not watching this stuff? Football is on every fucking year, and theres enough of it. This is different.

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Candyman how can you be cathing the highlights and not watching this stuff? Football is on every fucking year, and theres enough of it. This is different.

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Because some of us have something called a "Life".

I'd watch it if I really was interested but to honest I'm not. I have a lot of respect for the athletes (least way ones that don't cheat) but the Olympics are just not that important to me.

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just like bolt whos reputation is on the line

he smashed that record moonwalking the the last 20 metres............why?

because of .......................juice

they are all tested and he will be found out cause they keep the tests for 8 years.........

hi marion.......hows life?

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Because some of us have something called a "Life".

I'd watch it if I really was interested but to honest I'm not. I have a lot of respect for the athletes (least way ones that don't cheat) but the Olympics are just not that important to me.

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Is that what you call it? So all these people across the globe who watch and pay attention to the Olympics have no life, is that what your saying? How about the athletes they must have no life since there devoted to being the best. Those people have no life right?
I forgot the Olympics is about the best athletes in the world, but you'd rather watch golf with middle aged white guys and one token black guy. Yet you say you like sports.

The ONLY sport you watch is Football. LOL.

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Is that what you call it? So all these people across the globe who watch and pay attention to the Olympics have no life, is that what your saying? How about the athletes they must have no life since there devoted to being the best. Those people have no life right?
I forgot the Olympics is about the best athletes in the world, but you'd rather watch golf with middle aged white guys and one token black guy. Yet you say you like sports.

The ONLY sport you watch is Football. LOL.

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I did watch some of the baseball this morning but hell that's boring enough watching the MLB here in the states. Baseball is best only when your actually sitting in the stadium. And the table tennis on right now is exciting as hell....

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I watched one day of trap shooting and that was enough for me.

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May be a dupe but oh well.

Can you imagine a bunch of german olympians in Playboy?

You don't need to imagine!

Oh and by the way I think the link is worth clicking. No growlers on show but jesus they've done a good job in PS or they really are fit as fuck.

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