The stupid fucking sausage they put in the burger king breakfast roll.

Tuna.

Cunts that get the shop to check their lottery tickets.

Manchester United.

Tuna.

Virgin media.

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Manchester United.

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, the twat who sits next to me at work who talks too fucking loudly, i'm seriously going to have to beat the living shit out of him if he doesn't shut the fuck up. He also only took 30 minutes dinner today so my usually peaceful hour has been cut in half and I am about ready to stove his face in. He has no idea I am writing this about him and he is sitting about 2 feet away, I hate him with all my heart, I hate his face, I hate his accent, I hate his voice and the way he sounds like he is having an asthma attack when he laughs. I wish nothing but pain and suffering upon this annoying piece of shit and woooooo saaaaaa, writing this has relieved my stress somewhat.

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Your in the wrong job..
Here's my "office" and the view from it this morning, lovely.

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What kind of fish do you go for? Seasonal, or do you go year round?

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I don't trawl for fish, can't say what, It would ID me. My jobs pretty rare.Got loads of mates that do tho,mostly bass and mullet.

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I don't trawl for fish, can't say what, It would ID me.

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i hate christians

i hate christian schools

i hate christians with that: "abortion kills children" bumper stickers

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i hate christians

i hate christian schools

i hate christians with that: "abortion kills children" bumper stickers

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Banks that charge 2 bucks to use an atm that's not there's.

Carlton
Police
Child Support
Indian Telephonists.
Fridge magnets that don't hold the damn picture.
Brussell sprouts
and Cabbage for that matter.
Michael Jackson
Terrorists.........who doesn't?
The new gps technology being introduced for parking officers so that they don't have to leave the car and double the victims...thanks Canada.......I think

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Why do you hate child support Yoshy?

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Also: huge stupid annoying animated TV station logos and graphics.

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I hate it when my gluttony prevents me from putting down my knife and fork before my stomach feels like its going to explode.
All overly camp TV personalities / celebrities. (Except Dale Winton, can't explain it).
Mushrooms & tuna.
Heavy Metal.
Hangovers.
That I'm not a premiership footballer.

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Mushrooms & tuna.
Hangovers

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These... other than that, I'm pretty much an easy going guy....

...oh, I fucking hate chavs... and...

Flambouyant, in-your-face gays.
Cunts who park over my driveway and then act like I'm annoying them because I've asked them to move.
The twat of a lorry driver beeping me because I was holding him up whilst the cunts above moved off of my driveway earlier.
Tight arse bastards who never dip their hand in their pocket on a night out.
People who don't know me yet act overly familiar with me - fuck off.. you don't know me.. you have no right to talk to me like my mates do.
Work shy cunts who cause my workload to treble.
Any religious twat who comes to my door to try and teach me the ways of their religion.
Warm lager (are you listening to me Phil... your lager is warm as piss.. fix it!)
Failing at anything.

...and so many more things. My friends and family believe that I am only truly happy when I'm miserable and moaning about something.

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Tight arse bastards who never dip their hand in their pocket on a night out.

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Or the guy that will buy multiple rounds in the weatherspoons
and then try and carry em over when you get into town !!!

CUNT!!!!

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Neighbours who park across your drive.

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Cunts who park over my driveway and then act like I'm annoying them because I've asked them to move.

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My wife and I live on a new estate. There is no leafy driveway or garage, just three spaces made of tarmac at the side of our house.

We have two cars so consequently one is always vacant.

Everyone on the estate has exactly the same provision for parking, so all should be rosy.

No. Across the road (not on our estate) we have a medical practice that has space to accomodate four vehicles, three of which are taken by the practicioners.

The net result being that my partner and I arrive home from work EVERY NIGHT to find at least one, normally two cars parked on OUR property.

This has been going on for nearly three years, and as Vamps points out I'm the one that is painted as the bad man when I've asked calmly, politely and latterly psychopathically for them to fucking move.

I wouldn't mind so much if the three owners would just move there Mercs/BMWs etc. But no, 'we're bringing our cars, our patients are parking where yours should be'.

I'm at bursting point, and the likelyhood is i'll be appearing in some tabloid over the coming weeks, probably with a wheel clamp and a hammer

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Other than that:

People who nick your table in a pub, despite me leaving a jacket/paper/pint combination.
Chavs.
Unresponsive restaurant staff. I know it doesn't pay well, it's not my fault.
People who don't indicate at islands.
Those horrible earings that hollow out your earlobe.
Any male lead off Monstersofcock.
My inability to replicate Paras cheeky grin

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Dope and Mexicans



We already know

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ALIMONY

I don't have to pay, but the concept is fuckin' stupid.

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