Neversoft
May 2002
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Originally posted by dvd r
neversoft.... 
which scene in a 2006 non porn movie is best for power wanking ??????
p.s.
can you give me any tips so i can become a power wanking pro !!!!!
Personally I'd recommend "Dead or Alive" simply because Holly Valance is sooooo fucking tasty I could rape her twice!
Pro Power-wanking tips:
1. Altering position helps. Try picking your knees up, try and aim for a postition in which a woman typically gives birth - it allows your balls to jangle Alternatively, try wanking whilst on your hands and knees.
2. Latex gloves, especially the thicker non-surgical ones give a nice sensation. Plus, once you've spaffed all over your hand you can just turn the glove inside out (for a fun joke, pierce a finger and use the glove to squirt jets of cold, clotted man-fat into your friends eyes).
3. If power-wanking in the office toilet, colleagues entering the communal area can put you off your stroke. To counteract this, try and letch over the hottest woman in the office and memorize as much as you can. When you hear a colleague enter the toilets, try to imagine its the same woman whos arriving just in time for you to blast jism all over her nice blouse. CAUTION: If you tend to "kick" or flail your legs when you spaff, ensure your feet don't protrude beyond the confines of your cubicle or a passing colleague may think you're having a seizure and kick the door in to find you covered in wood chippings and spunk.
4. Shove a finger up your arse and massage your prostate into submission. If you can climax "front and back" simultaneously, you may never wank the "old" way again! NOTE: Things going up your arse can feel pretty darned good and it does NOT make you gay. Kissing guys and playing with their penises makes you gay.
5. Try and power-wank in a well ventillated area... Anybody stepping into a room where you've been fwapping will immediately notice the "fusty" smell unless you let some fresh air in.
6. If you're watching porn off DVD, don't stop the playback once you've jizzed, just press Standby so that you can resume from where you left off later. Alternatively, if you watch porn in XVid format, use VLC as the player as its more reliable at skipping to the "fun" parts than most players.
7. An elastic band or better still, a RUBBER cock-ring makes for a wonderfully agressive hard-on that practically fights back as you try and wank it into submission.
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