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Neversoft
May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by cobalt
Neversoft,

While coming up to traffic ahead I often put my car in neutral and freewheel/coast, slowing down until I have to put it back into gear and continue accelerating or brake when I actually reach the traffic.

I often do this from 3rd and sometimes fourth. On a rare occasion I can coast from 4th doing 70mph down to a snail’s pace, this means I normally jump from the high gear to the low, missing out 2nd and 3rd, although always putting it in the gear required by the speed that I'm travelling at. (Never 4th to 1st still doing 60 for example).

What damage, if any, am I doing to my car's gearbox or engine?

Damn, I hate car questions (I don't drive) but after a quick Google and the application of a few neurons I have come to the following conclusion: There is no clear evidence that it dramatically increases wear and tear on your car parts and more importantly, any repair costs would be negated by the cost savings. Having said that, I >believe< it is illegal to coast in the UK and it may be in others as you have less control of the vehicle... Check your local highway code.

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Neversoft
May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by wanksock
dear neversoft

i took your advice and bought a nds lite with supercard (i got an r4ds though) and a 1gb transflash.

ive hardly put it down since i got it on saturday, fucking brilliant.

pls recommend me some good homebrew or retail apps, like an ftp client, irc client, some homebrew browser... anything really...

thanks.

Well, homebrew applications I'd recommend are as follows:

DSOrganize (organizer, IRC client and viewer)
LMP (Licks Media Player - iPod inspired audio player)
BeUp (MSN Messenger client)
DSVNC (Remote PC client)
NDSMail (email and RSS client)
OKiwi/Gnirfleo (browsers, but still heavily in beta)

For homebrew news, visit these sites:

www.dev-scene.com
www.drunkencoders.com
www.ndshb.com

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Arthur Daily
Feb 2004


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Dear Neversoft,

My Viscus clutch isn't engaging propperly
at what temperature would/should it engage.
Is there a way to test a Viscus clutch?


Also, do you know a place in the UK where i can get Part 5



Link

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Jules_Tavernier
Sep 2005


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Dear Neversoft....


What tune was on the B Side of the jungle tune Technology (i think thats what it was called) , tech tech tech nology.....


I cant find nuffing anywhere, when i google it all i get is Technology websites :/

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Arthur Daily
Feb 2004


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quote:
Originally posted by Jules_Tavernier
D, tech tech tech nology.....



i remember a tune that went "tech tech tech nology"
was called 'shes breakin up'

something about the bionic man...

B side was 'Boom Box'

but im WAY off init lol

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David Cameron
Nov 2005


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Neversoft if you can answer this I will suck your little cock.

Looking for a house track from about 1996. This is what I can remember of it

It had some guy that sounded like gnarls barkley on Crazy, he sang something like this, something before it then into.


..........."crashed right into a wall of your love".................
"I saw you were comin Head on, head on"

It sounded like he was singing "Crushed right into a ball of your love" but I have been informed that it was wall not ball.

I had it on an old Daniel Davoli mix tape but I lost that years ago and I have been looking for this track ever since. There was a sort of follow up track to it, a womans voice singing over a House beat, the 'chorus' being "Head On" again.

Help me stud

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Jules_Tavernier
Sep 2005


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quote:
Originally posted by Arthur Daily
i remember a tune that went "tech tech tech nology"
was called 'shes breakin up'

something about the bionic man...

B side was 'Boom Box'

but im WAY off init lol




Gentlemen we can rebuild him, we have the technology, we have the capability to make the worlds first bionic man.....

BIG TUNE!!!!! I love old skool.

But nope, its not the tune im after

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Neversoft
May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by Arthur Daily
Dear Neversoft,

My Viscus clutch isn't engaging propperly
at what temperature would/should it engage.
Is there a way to test a Viscus clutch?


Also, do you know a place in the UK where i can get Part 5

Link

A BMW 523i Climate Capacitor? Errr... ok. From what I can tell, the climate capacitor has a tendency to wear out and there's little information on the blighters anywhere (fuckin' BMW!). I have a few treats for you though:

The Pusher Fan Assembly can be purchased from these horny bastards: FAB Direct (BMW Breaking/recycling specialists)

It's the same with testing the Viscous Switch, the best I can come up with is this awesome quote: "Take a rolled-up newspaper, about what you can encircle with thumb and forefinger. Stand on the exhaust side of the engine (no matter what side the steering wheel's on) with the engine at operating temp. Try to stop the fan with the end of newspaper. If the fan wins, the clutch is OK; if the paper wins the clutch is a paperweight.

Also, the fan should not spin freely when cold."

Is that any use to ya?

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Neversoft
May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by Jules_Tavernier
Dear Neversoft....


What tune was on the B Side of the jungle tune Technology (i think thats what it was called) , tech tech tech nology.....


I cant find nuffing anywhere, when i google it all i get is Technology websites :/

Do you mean "Prisoners Of Technology" from Fresh Kutt Records? Here's the tracklist...

1 The Trick Of Technology (Time To Work Mix)
2 Feeeeeeeeeeeelllllllll (Bruce's Bonus Mix)
3 Battlemaster (Life Story Mix)
4 Total Control (Ricky's Runaway Mix)

The track you refer to is track 1 - pick your B-Side

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Neversoft
May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
Neversoft if you can answer this I will suck your little cock.

Looking for a house track from about 1996. This is what I can remember of it

It had some guy that sounded like gnarls barkley on Crazy, he sang something like this, something before it then into.


..........."crashed right into a wall of your love".................
"I saw you were comin Head on, head on"

It sounded like he was singing "Crushed right into a ball of your love" but I have been informed that it was wall not ball.

I had it on an old Daniel Davoli mix tape but I lost that years ago and I have been looking for this track ever since. There was a sort of follow up track to it, a womans voice singing over a House beat, the 'chorus' being "Head On" again.

Help me stud

I think it might be "Head On" by Head Nodding Society but your description sucks arse so I dunno.

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Jules_Tavernier
Sep 2005


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quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Do you mean "Prisoners Of Technology" from Fresh Kutt Records? Here's the tracklist...

1 The Trick Of Technology (Time To Work Mix)
2 Feeeeeeeeeeeelllllllll (Bruce's Bonus Mix)
3 Battlemaster (Life Story Mix)
4 Total Control (Ricky's Runaway Mix)

The track you refer to is track 1 - pick your B-Side




BIG TUNE!!! but nope thats not it

but you still get a peck on the (ass) cheek for reminding me about......

Don't think feeeeeeeeeeeeeel. It's like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger, or you will miss all the heavenly glory




ps. i think it might have been either roni size or ed rush

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quote:
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I had it on an old Daniel Davoli mix tape



was it a Essential Mix ???

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Neversoft
May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by Jules_Tavernier
ps. i think it might have been either roni size or ed rush
Ed Rush & Nico - Technology (No U-Turn Records)

Tracklisting:
1 Technology (Radio Edit)
2 Technology (Original)
3 Neutron


Is this fucking cunt it?

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Paul Skinback
Oct 2004


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Dear Neversoft,
My XP setup is currently buggered, whenever i try to boot it into Windows i get an error saying "Windows could not start. The following file is missing or
corrupted \windows\system\vgaoem.fon." After trying an the XP recovery menu to no avail, i tryed using Hiren's latest boot cd, which ended in some programs saying that the partition is fucked and others saying it was fine. Basically; is there anyway to fix it without doing a clean install?

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Jules_Tavernier
Sep 2005


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quote:
Originally posted by Paul Skinback
Basically; is there anyway to fix it without doing a clean install?



read replys here

http://www.geekstogo.com/forum/lofi...hp/t117127.html

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Neversoft
May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by Paul Skinback
Dear Neversoft,
My XP setup is currently buggered, whenever i try to boot it into Windows i get an error saying "Windows could not start. The following file is missing or
corrupted \windows\system\vgaoem.fon." After trying an the XP recovery menu to no avail, i tryed using Hiren's latest boot cd, which ended in some programs saying that the partition is fucked and others saying it was fine. Basically; is there anyway to fix it without doing a clean install?

Personally I doubt you'll recover it... Even if the drive isn't cunted it will probably need a reformat to recover. Try Jule's suggestion but I don't hold out much hope, soz

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spiketoo
Dec 2006


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Dear Mr. Soft:

First and foremost, I want to thank you for your sound and sage advice here. I've learned everything from just the right amount of lube to use in becoming a power wanker, how to fix a BMW clutch, how to reinstall XP and finally how to fend off Lobo's mum when she's in heat. I'm a better person for all of this.

My questions is this: is sucide painless? I do so wanna get it right. Nothing here in the Kolonies is worth living for it seems - our Prez is a fag, homeless are everywhere, Punjab recruiters are fucked and cant\wont find me a job, and my fav hockey team is gonna get rimmed in the first round like always. So other then the pleasure I derive here and from dl'ing porn, not much to live for.

I'm a wus and dont like pain, other then getting my balls squeezed just before I spurt. So what you recommend as the least painful way to die?

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

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Jules_Tavernier
Sep 2005


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Lay in a hot bath and cut your wrists, you will fade out and the will be no pain.

Or just jump off a bridge, as soon as you hit the ground you will instantly die.

Just remember that EVERYONE hates you (including your family) and the is no other way forward. grow some fucking balls and kill yourself now, or you will be sat there like the misrible cunt you are for the rest of your pathetic life.

Now fuck off and die.



EDIT: oh yea, i forgot to add....

The is no afterlife, only nothingness. it will be exaclty the same as before you where born, can you remember that ?? before you was born ??? nope! , thats the nothingness that will come when you die.

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Neversoft
May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by spiketoo
Dear Mr. Soft:

First and foremost, I want to thank you for your sound and sage advice here. I've learned everything from just the right amount of lube to use in becoming a power wanker, how to fix a BMW clutch, how to reinstall XP and finally how to fend off Lobo's mum when she's in heat. I'm a better person for all of this.

My questions is this: is sucide painless? I do so wanna get it right. Nothing here in the Kolonies is worth living for it seems - our Prez is a fag, homeless are everywhere, Punjab recruiters are fucked and cant\wont find me a job, and my fav hockey team is gonna get rimmed in the first round like always. So other then the pleasure I derive here and from dl'ing porn, not much to live for.

I'm a wus and dont like pain, other then getting my balls squeezed just before I spurt. So what you recommend as the least painful way to die?

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Well, theres always sleeping tablets, they're quick, painless but slightly wussy. Why not go out in style but still make it painless?

Ingredients:
1. Methodone, Heroin or some heavy-duty prescription painkillers and your preferred "delivery system"
2. A Cock Ring
3. Vast quantities of porn
4. A large plain/white wall or floorspace
5. Box-cutter knife


Method:
1. Position yourself in front of the wall, place the cock-ring on your flaccid knob.
2. Start the porn.
3. Prepare the drugs.
4. Begin power-wanking.
5. When you start to reach the "vinegar strokes", consume the drugs.
6. Once in a suitably dazed state and about to ejaculate, cut the end of your cock off with the box-cutter knife.
7. Spray a suicide note onto the wall with your cock... Note the years of sexual abuse at the hands of your parents as the main motivator.
8. Bleed to death with your tortured cock in your hand.

I hope everything goes well in your efforts!

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bartleby
Jul 2005


assassin

dear neversoft ,

is there any way i can cut the black bars off an xvid so it just leaves the picture ?

cheers

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