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dear neversoft ,

is there any way i can cut the black bars off an xvid so it just leaves the picture ?

cheers

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Well, some players are capable of removing the black bars (VLC for example) or you could reencode it but the end result would be the same regardless of how you do it... Vertically distorted video

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i wanted to put it on my phone so vlc isnt an option

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i wanted to put it on my phone so vlc isnt an option

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Dear neversoft......

You know those birthday/christmas cards you can get that sing a song or play some music when you open them.....

Do you know of any that you can add your own voice, song or music to ???

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Dear neversoft......

You know those birthday/christmas cards you can get that sing a song or play some music when you open them.....

Do you know of any that you can add your own voice, song or music to ???

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Yes I do... and you can find them here; http://www.alibaba.com/productsearc...eting_Card.html

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nice one

Im going to make a grandma we love you birthday card with my neice for my mum

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neversoft, where's the site you once linked to that had a female putting a telephone up her ass. while blondie's 'hanging on the telephone' played...


i meant to put this in the ask neversoft thread. but i messed up sorry....

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I that case you'll need to reencode the bastard anyway so just use whatever you're using to convert - unless its shit it should have a cropping option. Otherwise buy/borrow/steal one of those commercial apps.

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yeah the program that comes with it sucks !

Can you suggest one ? ,its for a nokia n93 by the way

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neversoft, where's the site you once linked to that had a female putting a telephone up her ass. while blondie's 'hanging on the telephone' played...


i meant to put this in the ask neversoft thread. but i messed up sorry....

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ok i'll start looking.

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ok i'll start looking.

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*thank you* *thank you* *thank you* !!!!

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dear neversoft,
i have just been given an old dell laptop for my daughter, the model is the inspiron 8500 but when i go to get the video drivers from the dell web site they don`t work in fact after installation the screen goes black well after restart i get the dell boot screen then the xp loading screen then it goes black, i can hear xp loading up but no pic. any suggestions would be much appreiated

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dear neversoft,
i have just been given an old dell laptop for my daughter, the model is the inspiron 8500 but when i go to get the video drivers from the dell web site they don`t work in fact after installation the screen goes black well after restart i get the dell boot screen then the xp loading screen then it goes black, i can hear xp loading up but no pic. any suggestions would be much appreiated

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dear neversoft,
i have just been given an old dell laptop for my daughter, the model is the inspiron 8500 but when i go to get the video drivers from the dell web site they don`t work in fact after installation the screen goes black well after restart i get the dell boot screen then the xp loading screen then it goes black, i can hear xp loading up but no pic. any suggestions would be much appreiated

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used the omega drivers worked like a charm thanks a lot

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Not sure if this thread is closed but O mighty Neversoft I have another conundrum for you.

I'm looking for a decent mini digital camera...I posted on another message board and a user who visited the US on holidays says he saw great ones in electrical shops in the San Diego/Las Vegas area. They were 3mp, $15-$40, record video and audio, take sd cards, and recharge via USB....he thinks the brand was Philips?

I checked eBay and nothing...can you find these things for me? *edit* And I don't mean those awful square keychain type ones all over eBay

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Not sure if this thread is closed but O mighty Neversoft I have another conundrum for you.

I'm looking for a decent mini digital camera...I posted on another message board and a user who visited the US on holidays says he saw great ones in electrical shops in the San Diego/Las Vegas area. They were 3mp, $15-$40, record video and audio, take sd cards, and recharge via USB....he thinks the brand was Philips?

I checked eBay and nothing...can you find these things for me? *edit* And I don't mean those awful square keychain type ones all over eBay

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I can't find anything on the Philips website that even suggests they do cameras... Are you sure you didn't mean Panasonic or Praktica?

Anyway, it doesn't matter, you don't specify where you are but $15-40 is FUCK ALL in the UK and certainly not enough to get you a 3mp camera. I'd recommend trying some price comparison sites as they're often a good place to start window shopping.

I checked Kelkoo and found these: http://digitalcameras.kelkoo.co.uk/...a-~sb-altPrice+

but you might want to try pricerunner and/or pricegrabber as well... Just dive into the digital photography section and sort the fuckers in price order.

Oh, and this thread isn't closed

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Dear Mr. Neversoft

What is your favourite movie of all time?

If you are a little bit unsure and can't really decide the top 5 will do.

Also what is the longest period you have not inhaled THC?, I don't mean from birth to first inhalation, I mean from first inhalation to present.

Also who do you think is the biggest arsehole on VCDQ?

(Apologies if these are dupes it is a rather long thread)

What web site has the longest thread ever?

What is the mating season for swans?

Do animals only shag in mating season?

Are humans and monkeys the only mammals that masterbate?

Do monkeys masterbate? (I'm sure I saw one pulling his plonker in a zoo once)

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