Neversoft
May 2002
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quote: Originally posted by The CandyMan
Have you ever played a round of (real) Golf?
No, but I don't have to try it to dislike it... Have you ever been violently sodomized by a bear? No, but my guess is you've already decided against it. Golf is exactly the same as being violently sodomized by a bear.
I've played Pitch and Putt and Krazy Golf. Hell, I even play Golf on the Wii. In fact, I think Golf in concept isn't too bad a pass-time, my issues lie elsewhere... With Golfers. Fuck them, they're worse than Jehovah's Witnesses, trying to inflict their cranially-challenged dogma on normal people, people who have better things to do than dress like a clown and chat inane dogshit to people they only pretend to like. Golfers a fakes, elitist and probably sexually abuse livestock for money*
So, as I've said before, Golf as a concept is fine with me but it's let down by the fuckholes who extol it's virtues like it was a dying cult.
*Except you, you're the ONLY Golfer that isn't a cuntwit.
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