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No, but I don't have to try it to dislike it... Have you ever been violently sodomized by a bear? No, but my guess is you've already decided against it. Golf is exactly the same as being violently sodomized by a bear.

I've played Pitch and Putt and Krazy Golf. Hell, I even play Golf on the Wii. In fact, I think Golf in concept isn't too bad a pass-time, my issues lie elsewhere... With Golfers. Fuck them, they're worse than Jehovah's Witnesses, trying to inflict their cranially-challenged dogma on normal people, people who have better things to do than dress like a clown and chat inane dogshit to people they only pretend to like. Golfers a fakes, elitist and probably sexually abuse livestock for money*

So, as I've said before, Golf as a concept is fine with me but it's let down by the fuckholes who extol it's virtues like it was a dying cult.








*Except you, you're the ONLY Golfer that isn't a cuntwit.

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Seems that golf must be a different sort of beast in the UK (knickers? What the fuck?) than over here in the states. An open offer stands for anyone who comes to Central Ohio for a free game of Golf with The CandyMan (but you have to pay your own airfare and housing I'm just covering the green fees and beer!)

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knickers? What the fuck?

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We "invented" the language and you arseholes bastardised it... Learn to respect your mother tongue because without it, you twats would be speaking German

Also, are you claiming that Golf in the US isn't played by supercilious jerks who deserve to be shot, fisted then shot again? Either way, get the fuck out of this thread unless you're asking me a question

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What web site has the longest thread ever?

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4. A (now deleted) thread on IRCHub.com had over 72817 posts in one thread... I can't find any references to bigger threads than that.

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I have to take back my original answer after landing this considerable beast...

The “Bump It” thread is currently at 7,572,334 replies over 504,823 pages: http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/vie....php?t=13179136 (its some shitty thing for Anime-loving fuckholes)

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I have to take back my original answer after landing this considerable beast...

The “Bump It” thread is currently at 7,572,334 replies over 504,823 pages: http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/vie....php?t=13179136 (its some shitty thing for Anime-loving fuckholes)

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Dear Neversoft.......

Where can I by a ice-cream making machein that makes ice-cream like you get from the ice-cream vans, the mr. whippy ones. I need one thats for te kitchen, no a big fuckining 3ft tall one like in the vans.

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Dear Neversoft.......

Where can I by a ice-cream making machein that makes ice-cream like you get from the ice-cream vans, the mr. whippy ones. I need one thats for te kitchen, no a big fuckining 3ft tall one like in the vans.

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There's plenty of domestic ice cream makers that do soft ice cream but I can't find any that have the Mr Whippy "pump" thingymajig that you're wanting... Steal an ice cream van or visit your local scrap yard to try and pick one up

Otherwise you'r elooking at trying eBay or checking a manufacturer such as http://www.telme.it/ECOREMA-ESPRESSO.htm to see if they do home jobbies as well as commercial ones.

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but I can't find any that have the Mr Whippy "pump" thingymajig that you're wanting...

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Dear Neversoft

My friend wants a pc laptop to take to university with her. Now that we are getting $2 for every £1, would it make sense to buy one from America? Would she be charged any import taxes or whatever? If so, any ways to avoid them? Doesn't need to be strictly legal.

Loads of love,
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Dear Neversoft

My friend wants a pc laptop to take to university with her. Now that we are getting $2 for every £1, would it make sense to buy one from America? Would she be charged any import taxes or whatever? If so, any ways to avoid them? Doesn't need to be strictly legal.

Loads of love,
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Yes, it *should* be considerably cheaper. The only issue is the supplied voltage so you'd either need a step-up converter for the UK mains or a UK version of the Laptop's power supply. The DVD drive may also be region locked but that's not really a problem but beyond the PSU and DVD region I don't envisage any issues beyond the warranty.

I'd suggest going private to hopefully avoid those pesky taxes - most eBay sellers/stores would no doubt mark it as a "gift" or you could try offering somebody from the US an "incentive" to purchase it and post it out to you.

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I tried to instal a flash version of an on=line casino but got an error saying that either my browser has a setting blocking this or some other crap...........fuck it.heres the error message


This Flash casino requires the installation of a supporting ActiveX control (the FlashXControl Object) to operate properly.

Loading the control has failed for one of the following reasons:

* You chose not to accept installation of the control when prompted.
* Your browser security settings have been configured not to allow the installation or loading of ActiveX controls.
* Your local user permissions do not allow the installation or loading of ActiveX controls. You may need to be an Administrator or Power User on your local machine.
* Your browser does not support ActiveX controls.

The ActiveX control (FlashXControl object) is digitally signed and published by Microgaming Software Systems Limited, which means:

* It was developed by Microgaming Software Systems Limited.
* It is safe to install and use.
* It is unmodified - the control has not been altered, corrupted or tampered with since it was signed by Microgaming Software Systems Limited.

VeriSign, Inc. (www.verisign.com) has also signed the control, confirming the identity of Microgaming Software Systems Limited as a legitimate commercial software publisher.

If you chose not to install the control when prompted, click the link below to reload the casino - you will be prompted again to install the control. Otherwise you may have to enable ActiveX functionality for your browser, and then click the button below.

firefox is my browser

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I tried to instal a flash version of an on=line casino but got an error saying that either my browser has a setting blocking this or some other crap...........fuck it.heres the error message


This Flash casino requires the installation of a supporting ActiveX control (the FlashXControl Object) to operate properly.

Loading the control has failed for one of the following reasons:

* You chose not to accept installation of the control when prompted.
* Your browser security settings have been configured not to allow the installation or loading of ActiveX controls.
* Your local user permissions do not allow the installation or loading of ActiveX controls. You may need to be an Administrator or Power User on your local machine.
* Your browser does not support ActiveX controls.

The ActiveX control (FlashXControl object) is digitally signed and published by Microgaming Software Systems Limited, which means:

* It was developed by Microgaming Software Systems Limited.
* It is safe to install and use.
* It is unmodified - the control has not been altered, corrupted or tampered with since it was signed by Microgaming Software Systems Limited.

VeriSign, Inc. (www.verisign.com) has also signed the control, confirming the identity of Microgaming Software Systems Limited as a legitimate commercial software publisher.

If you chose not to install the control when prompted, click the link below to reload the casino - you will be prompted again to install the control. Otherwise you may have to enable ActiveX functionality for your browser, and then click the button below.

firefox is my browser

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Dear Neversoft

A while back I borrowed some books from my universitys library and then plum forgot about them and they were left stashed away in a drawer.

Upon checking my university email account for the first time in months I was horrified to find this in the body of an email:

Outstanding charges/fines : £260.98

Any ideas about how I can get out of paying this back?

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Dear Neversoft

A while back I borrowed some books from my universitys library and then plum forgot about them and they were left stashed away in a drawer.

Upon checking my university email account for the first time in months I was horrified to find this in the body of an email:

Outstanding charges/fines : £260.98

Any ideas about how I can get out of paying this back?

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Dear Neversoft
Please could you help me with THIS

i cant believe there isn't free ones out there.

PS, its this Thursday, i gotta move fast

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Dear Neversoft
Please could you help me with THIS

i cant believe there isn't free ones out there.

PS, its this Thursday, i gotta move fast

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Well, obvious cos I didn't know the guy I can't actually write the content but I can certainly point you in the right direction. I notice you said you couldn't find eulogies online but I reckon you didn't look hard enough...

... Go to Google and try "Writing eulogies" and in particular "Eulogy transcript" and you should get plenty of pointers.

Good luck, I wish I could be more helpful but writing a strangers eulogy seems a tad "wrong" to me

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If you were to start a religious group do you think it would ultimately grow into a cult that ended with a mass suicide? If so do you think you posses the social skills and intelligence to assemble a group larger than Jim Jones 909 people that killed themselves back in 1978 or would you fall short of that mark?

Also... and I can't believe this has been overlooked till now, but why is the sky blue?

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If you were to start a religious group do you think it would ultimately grow into a cult that ended with a mass suicide? If so do you think you posses the social skills and intelligence to assemble a group larger than Jim Jones 909 people that killed themselves back in 1978 or would you fall short of that mark?

Also... and I can't believe this has been overlooked till now, but why is the sky blue?

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Hmmmm... Intersting!

If I were to setup a religion, I would probably base that religion around some hardcore drugs, therefore locking people into the religion and ultimately giving me an opportunity for mass "suicide" (lets call it murder for arguments sake though) by giving them all a bad batch of heroin

You second question is piss easy... Due to the composition of the atmosphere and the fact that different gases absorb and scatter light at different wavelengths. Lower frequencies such as red and green aren't scattered as much as blue light, therefore the sky looks blue

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dear mr soft..

where have all the good times gone?

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Dear Sir Soft, i am looking to buy a payg silver SE w880i for my nieces birthday (saturday week) could you source me the best possible price and link to one (possibly round the £220 mark). The phone can either be locked on orange or sim-free.
I have checked oranges site and they only have the black one for 220.
PS. Has to be new , so shitbay it out of the question.

Thankyou and i will mail you some cum if you can source one for me.

Avenue_1

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dear mr soft..

where have all the good times gone?

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To the young 'uns! Once you get past a certain age the only pleasures seem to come from 6 monthly prostate examinations

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