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Neversoft
May 2002


Admin?

quote:
Originally posted by Mother
Is there a cracked version of Pro Tools that will run on Windows XP without Digidesign hardware?

Edit - I suppose the question should be, how the fuck can I run the AudioSuite plugin I downloaded?
No, Pro Tools requires the Digidesign interface.

As for the plugin... Just extract it into the "Plugins" folder for the application then have a quick power-wank.

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Neversoft
May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by Brian.Sandro
Dear Neversoft,

Why is Grommit handing Wallace a large pink rubber fallus ?
Sorry, I missed this question earlier... The answer to your question is: "He isn't" - it's actually been cleverly (and subtly) edited by a forum member on b3ta.com

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MrEMann
Oct 2004


The One, The Only

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
The solution is: bigger arseholes!


But even with the over abundance of big arseholes (read: Dubya, most politicians actually, Enron Execs, crappy bosses, etc..), why are we still getting fatter?

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Neversoft
May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by eljefeoscuro
But even with the over abundance of big arseholes (read: Dubya, most politicians actually, Enron Execs, crappy bosses, etc..), why are we still getting fatter?
I'm actually referring to the aperture, not the fleshy bits that surround it.

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|V|USTANG_FAN
Jul 2002


The Dark Knight

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fucking christ thanks man!!!!!

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Neversoft
May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by |V|USTANG_FAN
fucking christ thanks man!!!!!
You're fucking welcome!

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The CandyMan
Dec 2002


Motherfucker!

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Originally posted by Neversoft
You have a deep-rooted problem with insecurity in the real world Candy and the only way your psyche has to deal with this is to make yourself feel superior from time-to-time - visiting this site and reading a few posts suits your needs perfectly.

It's also probably the only thing that distracts you from power-wanking.


Wow, you are truely insightful!!!!

That or you have a bad case of indigestion. Either way, thanks man!!!!!!

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carolinawolf
May 2005


Banned

how did i end up here on this forum and why do i enjoy it so much? should this forum be made into a national TV show?, it's much better than comedy central , maybe we could make money doing what we all enjoy, screwing off. i was trying to come up with a intelligent techical question, but then i realized i already know everything. great thread neversoft.

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Paul Skinback
Oct 2004


"Thats just great"

Dear Neversoft,

Athlon64 or Pentium D ?

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Neversoft
May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by carolinawolf
how did i end up here on this forum and why do i enjoy it so much? should this forum be made into a national TV show?, it's much better than comedy central , maybe we could make money doing what we all enjoy, screwing off. i was trying to come up with a intelligent techical question, but then i realized i already know everything. great thread neversoft.
You probably found your way under the misguided impression that we had something to do with movie releases As for "spreading" the forum's unusual form of fisting-related humour, debauchery and general malaise to a wider audience, I doubt it... We'd be rewinding evolution by a couple of million years.

Thanks for not posing an intelligent technical question, I have a headache and a pressing need for a power-wank.

P.S. Everything you know is wrong, including the stuff you've simply made up.

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Neversoft
May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by Paul Skinback
Dear Neversoft,

Athlon64 or Pentium D ?
Easy! That's like saying "Is it best to have a Power-wank or be blinded with a sharp stick?" Athlon 64s are a cost-effective, cutting-edge processor designed for the most taxing of computing environments. Pentium-Ds on the other hand are just about capable of operating a refridgerator but they'd still overheat and require 1200w of power. Coupled with the fact that you could buy a swanky motherboard for your Athlon simply from the money you save by avoiding the Pentium.

Once you'e built your new PC why not sit back, open VLC and have a quick power-wank to your favourite porn?

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Dwaggy
Sep 2001


heh

Dear Neversoft,

Could you please write articles for a comedy websi... oh wait

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TwinZ
Jan 2004


Senior Member

Dear Neversoft

a few years ago a friend of mine was in a car crash and broke both his arms. if this was to ever happen to me have you any other suggestions of how to perform a power wank?

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lmao2k
Aug 2005


I'm gay

Dear Neversoft,

I notice the "power wank" is super flexible action as an answer to most questions so far.. Are you trying to plug an imminent book release?

Also what are the chances of getting real lemmings to say "uh oh" when you through them off a clift?

Many thanks

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Neversoft
May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by TwinZ
Dear Neversoft

a few years ago a friend of mine was in a car crash and broke both his arms. if this was to ever happen to me have you any other suggestions of how to perform a power wank?
Assuming your friends arms have now recovered, you could ask him.

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May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by Dwaggy
Dear Neversoft,

Could you please write articles for a comedy websi... oh wait
Alas, I'm a lazy twat but I really do intend on writing lots of funny things for a website called "Box of Hats" in the future - I just don't know how far into the future

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davidbrent
May 2004


SILF

Dear Neversoft,

With all the tornados etc that happen in America,

why the fuck do the crazy Americans still keep building their houses out of chipboard and wood, and not bricks and mortar?

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May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by lmao2k
Dear Neversoft,

I notice the "power wank" is super flexible action as an answer to most questions so far.. Are you trying to plug an imminent book release?

Also what are the chances of getting real lemmings to say "uh oh" when you through them off a clift?

Many thanks
No, I'm promoting power-wanking as an effective means of achieving an "Imminent release"

It's a myth (perpetuated by the game "Lemmings") that Lemmings actually throw themselves off cliffs. If anything, they occaisionally get blown off and sometimes fall off due to fatigue caused by rapid population explosions. To the best of my knowledge you cannot get them to say "Uh oh" but future genetic manipulation may allow this.

Incidentally, you incorrectly spelt "throw" and "cliff"

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May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by davidbrent
Dear Neversoft,

With all the tornados etc that happen in America,

why the fuck do the crazy Americans still keep building their houses out of chipboard and wood, and not bricks and mortar?
It's a combination of the environment, cost effectiveness, poverty and stupidity... Whilst people not living in tornado-prone areas need not worry, I suspect people that do always assume it'll "never happen to them" - normally after the destruction of their 3rd house they realise that this is, in fact, wrong and proceed to build house number 4 out of good old-fashioned bricks. You can see a similar effect in the UK when people in rural villages spend a fortune on a quaint cottage that has been flooded consecutively for the last 15 years by the local river... People in the real estate industry refer to these types of customers as "fucking mongs"

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Takkouri
Mar 2006


BANNED

Dear Neversoft,

How do I stop myself getting drunk, stoned, talking shit and getting banned from forums and irc channels?

Also i have a very small lump in groin area a couple of inches right and up from my cock, i'm too embarrassed to go to the doctors.

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