The Leather G
May 2006
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Best Release,,bad flick,,,,,,,for those of us old enough,, and there not many here on this forum,,,,,who remember sitting at home, watching Miami Vice, before heading out to the clubs, this falls way short.
Don Johnson made straight white men stop wearing socks and started them pushing up their peach, white, yellow, mint, lavender, colored jackets. Don Johnson made Ray Bans the THING way before Tom Cruise danced in his underwear.
First: Jamie Fox's original character, RICARDO Tubbs, was Puerto Rican. Fox obviously can't do a PR accent.
Second: PLEASE, a perixoded Colin Farrell looking like he doesn't know what shampoo is for..muchless soap. And the mustache.
Third, Miami: so dark and dank, it could have been filmed in New York City in the Bowery.
Only thing swank about this remake was the car and boats.......where Colin Farrell's greasy, bleached out hair hardly moves.
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