quote:Originally posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b A jobless australian trys to scam people to make $30, fails, drinks some VB then molests his grandchild...the end.
I work, I dont scam, I love VB and youre sister doesnt count...............
Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman all working on a building site. They sit down together to eat their lunch at the top of the skyscraper they are building. They all have cheese sandwiches. Englishman says, " I hate cheese sandwiches, if I get the same again tomorrow I swear I will jump off this building", the Scotsman and the Irishman both say the same.
Next day, they all sit down at the top of the building again for lunch. Englishman and Scotsman both have ham sandwiches and happily eat away. Irishman has cheese again so jumps of the building to his death.
At the funeral the Englishman and the Scotsman talk to the Irishmans wife and ask her why she kept making her husband the same sandwich. "I didn't, replied the wife, Paddy always made his own lunch"
....oh shit...thts right....im a yank....
nevermind
__________________ zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal ) looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]
quote:Originally posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b Black man starts work on a building site & gets given the name Wog, He complains to the foreman & the foreman replies,
"Everyone gets a nickname, those two over there are Paddy & Mick, they're from Ireland, thats Mac he's from Scotland & thats Wac, he's from Liverpool"
The black man still says that he doesn't want a nickname so the foreman shouts
01-06-2008 04:25 PM
