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Parasiticgannon: He's just a fat bitch

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Neversoft: It just depends on the day

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Fuckin noob the jokes on you... I'm androgynous!

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Originally posted by LOLobo
fuck fuck fuck is right.

I just told my 8 yr old that he was a mistake. Don't do that.

12 yr anniversary today, b-days: aug 3rd - wife, aug 7th - mom, aug 13th - son

I'm fucked.

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He just turned 9, told his ass to get over it :P

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He just turned 9, told his ass to get over it :P

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That's what Gary Glitter said to the boys

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ZootedLooter: He fucked a female once and she got pregnant and now she has his bastard child.

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unfuckin beleivable...how did i get dragged into this?!?!?!?!

before you start runnin off with your caramel and chocolate covered mouth...get your facts straight.....

....i fucked her 2x and and have 2 bastard kids\

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looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

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runnin off with your caramel and chocolate covered mouth

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This thread went from being about me having a kid to a battle of the bitches. I love it.

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I'm gay. <3 <3 <3

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....i fucked her 2x and and have 2 bastard kids\

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lol, chocolate face

I thought she had a 3rd bun in the oven?

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The third ones mine.


How many buns have you put in ovens Para?

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For the sake of the universe, I hope he's sterile.

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The third ones mine.


How many buns have you put in ovens Para?

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This thread went from being about me having a kid to a battle of the bitches. I love it.

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Congratulations. A word to the wise on having a child. I advise not to be present at the birth. For many men it changes the way they see the woman afterwards. Instead of sexual partner they see her as mother and that part of the anatomy where previously a penis went in, is now a part where a baby came out.

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That is why God invented the caesarian

You seem to be speaking from experience, did your fella see your twat all mangled and go off sex then you lost your sex drive?

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That is why God invented the caesarian

You seem to be speaking from experience, did your fella see your twat all mangled and go off sex then you lost your sex drive?

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I was speaking generally, neveryou mind about my 'twat' lol.

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Stop flirting with me, i'm old enough to be your uncle...

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a chick with enough balls for this place...welcome precocious...ignore all the tit pic comments you will be getting

and lobo...the girl gave me a scare on my birthday but by the time i got home she had taken another test that read negative

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You feeling broody precocious? Want to borrow some fertilizer?

Oh


And



Show us your tits.

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Tits are boring, we want a pic of precocious bent over with legs spread wide so we can see her in all her glory

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