LMFAO Now that has cracked me up ! ill be laughing for the next year.

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laughing for the next year.

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quantum singularity ... sucked in.

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Thanks, i was looking for a nickname for this bit off fluff i met a few weeks ago

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what the fuck was that video....me and the girl were actually interseted in checking out the experement....and they had to go and be gay about it.....

douchebags....so much for ejucation









.....yeah i meant to do that swifty

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First particles are due to be fired round this thing in a couple of days but theres still another month to wait for the first collision data.

You wouldn't know this if you read about it in The Sun or any other tabloid though. Oh no, this is The Sun's recent offering(Click picture for full story.)




I've had to spend the weekend trying to explain to my less academic friends that the world is not about to end and that this experiment has been known about for about a decade, that the first collisions won't be made for another month and that their is little to no chance of the world ending.

"Have you heard about this machine thats going to end the world, I read about it in the The Sun?
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"Oh yeah, the Large Hadron collider, its been on for about a couple of months now but it won't be making any collisions until October".

"No No , this is a different story, its just been in The Sun, it says it could end the world when its switched on in 9 days".

"Yeah, its the same story, they're just slow reporting it".

"No no, it can't be the same one, it was only in the paper a couple of days ago".

"ITS THE SAME FUCKING STORY YOU SPASTIC""

"Whats a Hadron?"

"Stop talking to me"

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i feel your pain

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Baah science, What has science ever done for us
Well in preparation for the end of the world, I've grown my hair long not washed for weeks and drawn up an Repent now end of the world sign. So I'm all ready to rock and roll.

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I've had to spend the weekend trying to explain to my less academic friends that the world is not about to end and that this experiment has been known about for about a decade, that the first collisions won't be made for another month and that their is little to no chance of the world ending.

"Have you heard about this machine thats going to end the world, I read about it in the The Sun?
"

"Oh yeah, the Large Hadron collider, its been on for about a couple of months now but it won't be making any collisions until October".

"No No , this is a different story, its just been in The Sun, it says it could end the world when its switched on in 9 days".

"Yeah, its the same story, they're just slow reporting it".

"No no, it can't be the same one, it was only in the paper a couple of days ago".

"ITS THE SAME FUCKING STORY YOU SPASTIC""

"Whats a Hadron?"

"Stop talking to me"

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Well it looks like you should be able to see them run for there lives
as they realize they've made a mistake at the last minuet on there LIVE web cast.

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I see no one has mentioned that one of the leading physicists working on it, Brian Cox, was also in the band D:Ream with the classic "Things can only get better" lol, let's just hope this won't be ironic


Brian Cox - Physicist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl-ai9HuR60

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Some comments on the BBC Blog regarding todays 'switch on'.

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I am no scientist and i have no knowledge of anything to do with physics, but in my opinion i would like to say i do think this is wrong,

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LHC First Beam - 10th September 2008 - 9am CEST (GMT+2)

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Many thanks for your interest in CERN and the LHC!

wtf

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Here's some excellent webcams for the LHC: http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

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Lol. That's pretty cool.

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Ha. Must admit, I didn't click on the link before because I thought it would just be a Stream from a security cam outside CERN or something equally dull.

Didn't realise Neversoft made a funny.... it's been so long.

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Ha. Must admit, I didn't click on the link before because I thought it would just be a Stream from a security cam outside CERN or something equally dull.

Didn't realise Neversoft made a funny.... it's been so long.

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Sorry bud, I'll dumb-down my posts and throw in some random bigotry and fascism so my jokes appeal to your demographic

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