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Yes there's a really big call for running Mexicans over the Dorset border

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Originally posted by Linnets
Why do you hate child support Yoshy?

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There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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threads like this

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Originally posted by gezzer
Your in the wrong job..
Here's my "office" and the view from it this morning, lovely.

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Its swings and roundabouts. The cunt who sits near me might be annoying but at least when its cold i'm in the warm. Personally i'd hate to be shivvering my nuts off in the depths winter cleaning fish shit and dead seals off other peoples boats

Oh, and... You have been identified


Also, I hate girls who claim to be really dirty in the bedroom then get all upset at being jizzed in the face.

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Motion menus that give away the best bits of a movie before you've even watched it.

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There were a few twinks on this site who complained about my jiggly Asian titties and had to turn sigs off in front of there women, So I hope your women see my new sig. If they do you'll soon be in divorce court.

::EDIT:: That's the longest I let my hair get unless I'm to poor to buy some good razors.

I fucking hate hair.

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my girl has been laughing at you for the last hour

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looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

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Originally posted by ZootedLooter
my girl has been laughing at you for the last hour

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Never realised your ears were so fuckin huge, dumbo!!!

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OH WAIT...I'M BACK

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im guessing forceps baby

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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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Never realised your ears were so fuckin huge, dumbo!!!

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Ah let's see...

*Ex wives
*Right-lane hogs
*Bad drivers period. Get off the fucking road you inbred, mentally-challenged, got your driver's license out of cracker jack box, no turn signal using fucktwat!
*Left-wing liberals
*People who have no fucking clue how the economy works
*Seafood
*Fruitcake
*Friends and family who use H&R Block, and get charged hundreds of dollars for the same thing I would do for free or a few bucks, when I've been doing my own taxes for 17 fucking years and you looky I went TO FUCKING COLLEGE AND GRADUATED WITH A DEGREE IN FINANCE AND OH WOW ACCOUNTING YOU DUMBASS!
*Rap music
*Ex-wive's father
*Ex-wive's mother
*Ex-wive's sister (only one the other is cool but was smart enough to move 1000 miles away from the family)
*Parking space hogs. What the fuck? you drive a 2 door compact car and yet can't get the fucker straight between the two yellow/white lines and then I have to park my 15 passenger one-ton E350 Clubwagon Van next to without hitting your fucking car and the one on the otherside who can't park correctly either!!
*Wal-Mart only because it's the best/cheapest place to shop and EVERYONE knows it which means EVERYONE is always fucking there.
*Para's asshole which constantly spews a gaseous stink cloud resulting in the HazMat team tracking dirt all over my carpet whenever he comes to visit.
*Ignorant People

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Things that annoy me.

1.People saying "My Bad"
2.Whistling tunes that don't fuckin exist.
3.People saying "No Offense but..."cause you know you are about to be offended.

So what things really wind you up ?

and before someone says threads like this. Fuck you.

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1. People that don't wash their hands after having a piss (cos there's nothing more infuriating than washing your own hands so you can get some other dirty fucks piss on em from the door handle!)
2. People that tell you bullshit "incredible" stories cos they have a shit life but want you to like them.
3. People who complain about cars, driving, the expense etc etc then think I'm crazy and bang on about "freedom to go anywhere" when I tell them I don't drive, don't particularly want to drive (although I probably need to for career purposes) and am sick of hearing them moan about how much driving in the UK sucks arse cos of the traffic and wondering why I don't want to inflict that on myself. Fucking idiots.
4. People who bang-on about Golf or expect me to give the slightest fuck about the game.
5. Pigeons.
6. People who think cats have a personality or ANY feelings towards their owners other than "contempt" and "where's the fucking tuna?"
7. Txt spk, especially in emails etc. I can see the point in a text message (sort of) but it's still not faster and makes you sound like a spaz.
8. Militant vegetarians.

Hang on... I can only have 3? Erm, I'll go with 1, 5 and 7 then

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Yay, a thread where people can bitch freely!

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proprietary media codecs, copyrights on software, closed source applications, US federal marijuana laws, people trying to kill net neutrality, censorship, most insects that are too large even if relatively harmless -- they're just fucking creepy, birds and the people stupid enough to have them as pets, most 'reality' tv, tv shows that have no progress week to week (ie most sitcoms, give me an evolving plot damnit), 4chan, juggalos, societies view of love and relationships which has ruined people's lives setting them up for horrid expectations and any car that is bright fucking yellow that isn't a lambo, a taxi or a schoolbus.

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Threads merged, thanks Punzada

(can't believe I missed the original... I've got so much hate to give!)

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i missed it to
quite right to merge

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Threads merged, thanks Punzada

(can't believe I missed the original... I've got so much hate to give!)

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Originally posted by punzada
I aim to please men

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