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Originally posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b
Dear Sir Soft, i am looking to buy a payg silver SE w880i for my nieces birthday (saturday week) could you source me the best possible price and link to one (possibly round the £220 mark). The phone can either be locked on orange or sim-free.
I have checked oranges site and they only have the black one for 220.
PS. Has to be new , so shitbay it out of the question.

Thankyou and i will mail you some cum if you can source one for me.

Avenue_1

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Good stuff NS, just bought it. Is it that obvious i'm buying her silence or have you been in the same situation...
Another question, what would it take to buy your silence?

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Originally posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b
Good stuff NS, just bought it. Is it that obvious i'm buying her silence or have you been in the same situation...
Another question, what would it take to buy your silence?

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Oh Mister Soft,

What should I be looking for in a new TV that I would be looking to keep for the next 3-5 years. Are there any up and comming extra's to future proof my purchase? Any certain 'features' I should be avoiding?

Cheers my dears

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Oh Mister Soft,

What should I be looking for in a new TV that I would be looking to keep for the next 3-5 years. Are there any up and comming extra's to future proof my purchase? Any certain 'features' I should be avoiding?

Cheers my dears

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I can only speak from personal experience I'm not a vapid technophile like pHo is (who will probably disagree with everything in this reply ), assuming you're going the Hi-def route I'd recommend looking at either:
Samsung (because of the features), especially the M86/87 which has three HDMI connectors, which is rare. I'm also a "fan" of the Panasonic Viera and Sony Bravia series of TV's due to the excellent picture quality but they're pricey. For a compromise between price/functionality/picture quality I have a gaping anus for LG TVs - I have both a LG HDTV and a Panasonic Viera and both are fantastic (yes, I have two Hi-def TV's, fuck you!).

Features? Well, connectors, connectors, connectors! You need at least two HDMI connectors but try and get more. At least one RGB scart (plus others), Component and DSub (VGA) is also a bonus.

With regards to features on the TV, avoid pointless bollocks. My LG has a picture-in-picture facility which is pointless IMHO. Most HDTV sets have various options for tidying-up standard definition pictures, in this regard I'm impressed by both Sony and LGs approaches.

In fairness though, I'd advise picking your budget and then getting your arse to one of those Curry's "Megastores" at a retail park and compare the various TVs - then go home and buy the twat for £200 less at Empire Direct

Because I'm no specialist on the subject and this response is my opinion as opposed to carefully researched fact I'd advise reading the CNet buyers guides for HDTV here: http://www.cnet.com/4520-7874_1-5102926-1.html

But my personal opinion is to focus on LG, Samsung and Panasonic and go from there - Hitachi and Sony offer little improvement but a whole load of assfuck on price

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I can only speak from personal experience I'm not a vapid technophile like pHo is (who will probably disagree with everything in this reply ), assuming you're going the Hi-def route I'd recommend looking at either:
Samsung (because of the features), especially the M86/87 which has three HDMI connectors, which is rare. I'm also a "fan" of the Panasonic Viera and Sony Bravia series of TV's due to the excellent picture quality but they're pricey. For a compromise between price/functionality/picture quality I have a gaping anus for LG TVs - I have both a LG HDTV and a Panasonic Viera and both are fantastic (yes, I have two Hi-def TV's, fuck you!).

Features? Well, connectors, connectors, connectors! You need at least two HDMI connectors but try and get more. At least one RGB scart (plus others), Component and DSub (VGA) is also a bonus.

With regards to features on the TV, avoid pointless bollocks. My LG has a picture-in-picture facility which is pointless IMHO. Most HDTV sets have various options for tidying-up standard definition pictures, in this regard I'm impressed by both Sony and LGs approaches.

In fairness though, I'd advise picking your budget and then getting your arse to one of those Curry's "Megastores" at a retail park and compare the various TVs - then go home and buy the twat for £200 less at Empire Direct

Because I'm no specialist on the subject and this response is my opinion as opposed to carefully researched fact I'd advise reading the CNet buyers guides for HDTV here: http://www.cnet.com/4520-7874_1-5102926-1.html

But my personal opinion is to focus on LG, Samsung and Panasonic and go from there - Hitachi and Sony offer little improvement but a whole load of assfuck on price

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ok NS...impress me....

im archiving most of my music library and im stuck on this one...Dobie Gray "lean on me"...i cant find any reference to which LP it was originally released on...i searched Rate your music(awesome site for anyone needing original cover art)..wiki..yahoo music..even ebay...also..numerous google pages...im empty

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"Lean on Me" or "Look at Me"?

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no its deffinitly lean on me....i double checked anyway...he must have another song "look at me" too...lean is on pretty much on all of his greastest hit records

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ok NS...impress me....

im archiving most of my music library and im stuck on this one...Dobie Gray "lean on me"...i cant find any reference to which LP it was originally released on...i searched Rate your music(awesome site for anyone needing original cover art)..wiki..yahoo music..even ebay...also..numerous google pages...im empty

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wow......forget everything i wrote before...upon further research i find that bill withers sayng the original...

oooooops...thanx for looking though guys

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Glad I could help?

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Why is everyone out to get me? including you admins on this board, you make me out to be paranoid, we all know tin foil is the only safe measure to protect you from being found... sheesh, weve known this for years!!

So why is everyone out to get me, and what can I do to make it stop! (besides the tin foil)

On a side note, why dont women wank me when i tell them to? it works in all the movies i watch...

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Do you know tin foil hats actually amplify certain frequencies? It's a scam by multinational corporations and the government.

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Why is everyone out to get me? including you admins on this board, you make me out to be paranoid, we all know tin foil is the only safe measure to protect you from being found... sheesh, weve known this for years!!

So why is everyone out to get me, and what can I do to make it stop! (besides the tin foil)

On a side note, why dont women wank me when i tell them to? it works in all the movies i watch...

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Originally posted by Iammyself
Why is everyone out to get me? including you admins on this board, you make me out to be paranoid, we all know tin foil is the only safe measure to protect you from being found... sheesh, weve known this for years!!

So why is everyone out to get me, and what can I do to make it stop! (besides the tin foil)

On a side note, why dont women wank me when i tell them to? it works in all the movies i watch...

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thank you all for your truthful answers its not everyday you can find such help, is there a cure other than shooting myself really hard or sexual assault? I mean I have to live to fight the illuminists, and prison sounds drastic...

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dear neversoft

why do some people NEVER SHUT THE FUK UP ABOUT ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!

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dear neversoft

why do some people NEVER SHUT THE FUK UP ABOUT ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!

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Sir, you are a dolt and have less of an idea of the lines of reality and sarcasm, i think many have figured this out, leaving you in the dark

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There is a tad bit of me in posts, but keep believing it all

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Neversoft,

Why can't some people tell when people are purposefully being extreme and/or overly assertive in their beliefs, even when they seemingly make it ridiculously clear its somewhat joking?

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Why can't some people tell when people are purposefully being extreme and/or overly assertive in their beliefs, even when they seemingly make it ridiculously clear its somewhat joking?

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