this thread brings back bad memories to neversoft...


....he had a bad reaction after shaving his anus with a dirty razor and had to have his buttocks surgically removed...he hasnt been the same since....

youd be pissed off too if you had nothing to sit on

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BUMP

A warning for any noobs.

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a blast from the past this is the criteria of how to become a mod

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Until you've ripped out your ass-pubes trying to remove acrylic paint from your butt you don't deserve to be staff around here

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What you gonna do for an encore then?


Edit > where the fuck's the new avatar thread, people starting to think that's me on the left (Ain't they Mr Brent).

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For an encore I could write "Gezzer woz ere" on my dick in marker pen... But I have a tiny cock, I could only fit a "G" on it

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just put a prince albert through it and start hanging bricks from it...by the time you get up to cinder blocks you will have a prick as formidable as an african swahili

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Originally posted by gezzer
What you gonna do for an encore then?


Edit > where the fuck's the new avatar thread, people starting to think that's me on the left (Ain't they Mr Brent).

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I don't make it into this section very often, not since it became so difficult to find the TV threads, was just browsing to have a look for a thread on The Wire (having finished season 5 now)...and came across this thread.

NS's arse...a sight meant only for the blind and the religious trying to maintain vows of celibacy

Right, got to find a stream for the cricket: SL about to thrash Pakistan (and win me loads and loads of money ).


PS: Just wondering, as it's in the 'TV, Games, Music, Sport, Art, Design and other stuff' section...is this what passes for 'Art, Design' on vcdq...?

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no...it qualifies as other stuff...in this case it is science....it shows the effects of scrunching your cheeks for extended periods of time....this happens due to sucking up to the boss...it builds excessive shit and odors in the anus.....if the camera was wider lensed you would see the smell wilting the flowers just to the left of his fat ass...it is known that NS routinely inserts radiator hoses to releave pressures that can become deadly after time

it doesnt qualify as art because you would need a subject that is appealing to see...and needless to say...softys ass and you are the 2 least appealing things here on vcdq

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